We also won’t schedule a routine medical appointment even though it is really warranted.

Chowder is waiting for me to go to sleep so he can steal my breath. We’re at an impasse.

e e cummings would have been crazy popular on social media today

Totally transported me back into my freshman year in college. What a time to be alive. My teens to 20s was all grunge style.

Recommended by 4 out of 5 dentists.

I’m still calling myself middle-aged, and, unless I live to be 100, I’m sorta lying to myself.

What I am is what I am…

He’s listening to Blondie’s “One Way or Another” on repeat.

Saw my neighbor across the street unloading groceries last night, so we’re definitely not living in a simulation. Unless AI just evolved.

New social, who dis?