Everytime someone follows me I come back to this app because I forget about it otherwise

Forgot this app existed ngl

I saw an outrageous amount of porn yesterday

Who’s the father

Anyone wanna go on a date with me, i’m single, rich and good at fortnite

Just ate a plate of macaroni and 3 sandwiches as a late night snack and I’m still hungry.. what is wrong with me

a baby penguin is standing in the snow with the word yes written below it ALT: a baby penguin is standing in the snow with the word yes written below it

DO ITT 💪💪

ALMOST 100 FOLLOWERS!!!!

You can’t control the cards you have, but you can control the way you play them

I wanna lick everything I see rn

What should I wish for??

Making macaroni rn anyone want some

i have to pee

Even when I stay in the A/C I’m still sweating

There is a sweat apocalypse going on

maybe

Taking a piss rn

Are planes just a really big species of bird for other birds

Average representation of valorant players

I will deliver any message to anyone for free, for example:

- Asking someone out
- Delivering very bad news
- More other very painful or stressful things

You don’t have to worry about it anymore, just hmu and I’ll take care of it for you 🙏

Cant help nibbling on you when I'm bored 😌

joel embiid is often out of shape and late for everything? he’s just like me fr

If the president of china just forced all it’s citizens to plant 5 trees it would slow down global warming by so much

I volunteer aswell 🙏

Anyone else who needs to shit an abnormal amount of times lately to the point where it’s just unhealthy, I’m doing about 4 times a day now and it doesn’t seem right

I love this app

I’m waiting for the share 😔🙏

Anyone else ever just think that they could easily break the world record for walking on legos, just bite through the pain it’s not that hard

best thing I’ve heard in a long time

Just won a game show on roblox, one of my proudest moments yet