People who want a baby because they want a “mini-me” should get a dog instead because they act exactly like you.

be honest have you been trying new la croix flavors with other bitches yes or no

Something I can't stop thinking about is how there's now a lot of utility in typos and grammatically imperfect writing styles. Like, AI creates huge big picture mistakes, but it can't really reproduce the subtle sloppyness of a first/second draft by a real, non-expert writer.

yeesh, boof, wahoo

Anyway, finished my first year back in college with a perfect 4.0 both semesters😎🤪

That's sort of his point though, "zero" is not generic in the same way most words are generic. Zero does have a specific (albeit pretty abstract) numeric meaning, so it's a little grammatically surprising that it functions the same as entirely non-specific modifiers like "some" or "how many"

Boycotts are always awkward for me because I don't like. Leave my house or spend money kind of ever, so like once a month I'll learn about a boycott that I've been passively participating in for roughly my whole 26 years of life

There was this soda shop near my high school in the small Mormon town I grew up in, and we would all go on our lunch break and I'd get this truly fucked up horrific 65oz pina colada sort of soda concoction, and I still think about it every day.

pLEASE

elmo from sesame street is making a funny face while standing in a kitchen . ALT: elmo from sesame street is making a funny face while standing in a kitchen .

me three months ago brain empty and completely unaware I was being talked about:

is it better here

It feels like if I forgot to update Twitter for the past 8 years

Are yall actually actually using this app or