Okay, I'm listening...

You lost your 401k... and did Trump make money doing it?

He posted "THIS IS A GREAT TIME TO BUY!!!" just hours before pausing the tariffs. It's time for everyone to ask House Republicans why they aren't fighting for an investigation into this.

Depressed, broke, and wine drunk. Meme at me!

OMG...there's no correct answer to this! 😭 And as much as I love @wilwheaton.net and @jerilryan.bsky.social, my gangly, fidgety ass cannot do a middle seat.

😂😭😭😭

Weeeeeee!

Hey, @nytgames.bsky.social , what do you mean "zootic" and "ozonic" aren't words? I call shenanigans. *Pouts*

Well, that's the next half decade sorted, at least. www.carnival.com/duolingo?utm...

There are roughly 700,000 people experiencing homelessness in the U.S. Elon Musk is worth something like $530b. He could pay every homeless person in the U.S. $50k for 10 years and STILL be worth more than $100b. So, yay, math! (And for the pedants, yes, I'm aware much of his wealth isn't liquid).

Seems we share a birthday!

Seems like perfectly normal human sustenance to me, a functioning normal human.

I think they're delicious! A lot of fiber, though.

Good point!

Can we just collectively skip to 2030 and pretend the 20's never happened? Because that'd be super, thanks.