Screenshot of Miles Teller as Peyton Manning as Michael Jackson Company Chairman John Branca in the scene from the upcoming film MICHAEL in which Branca and Michael Jackson develop a plan to catch and kill the evil monster Thriller.

"Thriller is out there, Michael. Thriller is real. And the only way Thriller can ever be stopped is if you write a top 10 song and an an accompanying short film that becomes the most popular music video of all time about Thriller to draw it into the open so you can then catch and kill Thriller."

Hathaway’s cheekbones are insane

In this panel drawn by Jack Kirby, a desperate looking man shouts "I...need a marijuana! I gotta have a reefer!" Three men are standing around him and one says "Talk first! Start talking!"

If I was Pope and saw some asshole with my name on a Cowboys jersey? Buddy we’re both going to hell

I need to get there for Wednesday

Can’t fly. Can’t walk. Looks like shit. Unserious bird.

Bowling pin-ass bird

What the fuck even is a penguin. Fuck off. Fuck you.

Some of its puck luck, but my win analytics actually have the Penguins winning that game 9-0, mercy rule

The streets are saying Pissburgh Penguins

Kill. Them.

Mantha and Malkin should be tied back to back and shot repeatedly

OK Owen, I guess I’m gay now

He’s the only sweater I’ve bought in years

I don’t think I’ve ever seen someone take a face off end to end, that fast, in my life

Malkin’s an inbred ogre

SHORTTTTTTTTTYYYYYY

THE KID

Never a bad time to fake your own death

Well game 1 wasn’t a fluke as far as forechecking goes

Coachella is trying to wipe all of the footage of The Strokes protest set so I’m gonna post it here. The last images on the screen made me cry.

need to also highlight the Buffalo fans knocking over the metal barrier during the celebrations at their outdoor watch party

Playoff hockey. What can you say?

Forgot the Phillies play tonight

*racks slide*

This series was always going to be a sweep.

Stanley Cup playoff footage from 91 years ago is wild

Look at Skinner, sitting there with his glove in the air like a dumbass.

“The greatest gift a man can receive, is someone to hate, unconditionally”- me

I want to thank John Tortorella for years of torturing Coots. That man skates with hatred in his heart now.