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Experimental post: Dubious Statements from Official Sources
In the spirit of April Fools' Day but without sacrificing the Supper Mario Broth veracity policy, I have compiled a variety of statements that are bizarre, but were published in official Nintendo-authorized sources.
theyre beatin ur ass bro theyre exploiting your elemental weaknesses bro. theyre maximizing their press turns theyre smackin you 8 times in a row
Whis from dragon ball but his face is that of Michael Jackson, looking intensely at the camera
How white people look at you when you say you don't like coleslaw
In case you’re wondering what the vibe of these exclusive videos is like
I disagree
*slaps brain, causing it to wooble*
this baby can carry so many mental illnesses
random man in the dealership breaking it down:
Some notable things I jotted down while watching doctor4t’s “This Minecraft SMP Forced Me to Go Into Exile” and Luxintrus’ “The Split.” streams
#contentsmp #csmp
This isn't google
Enigma of fear
The creature has been contained
I knew it was you
Make art that you think is fuckin sick as hell. Make the shit you never thought you could that you always wanted to see. Beat your insecurity to death and fight to become your own favorite artist.
Last week, I made a couple of #contentsmp fan pieces, so I'll be posting them here and there.
Here's the first one :D
#contentsmp #contentsmpfanart #doctor4t
Bill cipher but pixel
You're selling boxes?
anyone else Feel like this
Saw this post while smoking a blunt and eating a sandwich, you know i had to #like
Rare footage from neverend
#contentsmp
Taloncopia
(Posting here too just because)
Hey Elon , train your AI to th- oh wait wrong website
There's a lot of new people here
I.. uh, make pixel art and shit
Follow please 🥺
You said csmp and i instantly followed
