just spending my evening take selfies in the dark with the flash on to see how greasy i can really be

penises only really look good in pics. their vibe irl is too perverted especially with the whole ass horny human with a weird voice and opinions attached to it

cunt

yup: it's summer

i think like 50 cad but then uhhh shipping and some extra charge when i picked it up. so like idk. 100

posting this everywhere cuz my face looks great

old jacket i got on ebay .

Hiya! i'm woke wyatt. you're a white woman? the woman part is nice and enticing but the white part i could take or leave honestly.

they sound hot

@junlper.beer look at me look at me!!

i wish i had like a decade's worth of these

the person who posted this? i will ruin his fucking life.

WHO WANNA HELP ME PULL THIS SHIT OFF

hang on babe i'm on the phone. with my fucking foot.

this is crazy

i really love a man with a nose

get a real job, your honor

gf took this pic

really sad about this zit

just thought u guys would like this one.

new ear piercing i just got in august

listing to misic 😇❤️

i only threw this party fore skin i only threw this party fore skin fore skin fore skin

well she's a scabies mite

girlfriend took this pic of me without me noticing LMAOOOOO

God used one of the default round numbers :|

six meters tall is fucking crazy

god was so horny when he made adam's armpit he said fuck it and made a second one

i got this 😭