Don’t know how dual basketball/hockey people do it, one of these playoffs is more than enough

Instant classic. Jeff Bezos was already going to Super Hell but now they’re inventing a whole new layer just for him.

One broadcaster in the Padres-Rockies game is chastising the other for not having seen The French Connection. Baseball is the greatest sport in the world.

Jo Adell robbing three home runs in a 1-0 game is one of the most impressive things I’ve ever seen a professional athlete do

Where were you when Giancarlo Stanton’s baserunning manufactured a run in 2026?

2026 MLB Opening Day Predictions ⚾️

(Didn't list Ohtani, Judge, Skenes, or Skubal in awards voting or pick the Dodgers as WS champions because duh)

Paul Thomas Anderson should’ve stopped at exactly one Oscar out of respect for Kobe.

Conan is so good at this lol

Imagine being busy for like 3 hours and coming back to the Ravens backing out of the Maxx Crosby trade, team USA getting blitzed by Italy, and Bam Adebayo scoring 83 points

I still think the Nuggets and Wolves will be scary in the playoffs but it’s entirely possible that the Thunder vs Wemby era in the West arrived a year or two earlier than expected

“Demapped” is a much more evocative and less embarrassing algorithm manipulator than “unalived.” Infinite Jest-heads are vindicated once again.

At least Mike Vrabel gets to keep his dick

First takeaway from this J Cole album is I need to get into James Taylor

Brooks Barnhizer looks like he burns ants with a magnifying glass

Turning Luka Doncic into Khris Middleton

De Blasio was right to drop and kill this little fucker

xbox live took stronger action against jeffrey epstein than the entire us government

I’m having a Certified Unc Moment remembering that Nicki Minaj endorsed Mitt Romney on a Lil Wayne mixtape in 2012. It’s not a new grift, she’s always been a dumb asshole.

The best piece of Ella McCay lore is that her brother apparently makes $2 million a year telling sports gamblers to bet on the 2008 Detroit Lions

At least Jacob Misiorowski was good!

It’s a shame that We Are Charlie Kirk didn’t drop in time for Radu Jude to use it in his Dracula movie

Two NFL teams have made the AFC Championship game for 15 years straight and five NBA teams combined for 16 championships in a 20 years but baseball is dying because a dozen limpdick owners refuse to either get their bread up or sell. Spare me.

This guy rules

I’m not a believer in Mickey Mouse rings (2020 Lakers excluded) but going from *that* regular season schedule to the Chargers with no O-Line, the Texans with no Nico Collins and CJ Stroud in donkey mode, and the Broncos with no starting QB would not happen to any other team in professional sports.

Rudy Gobert has airballed two free throws tonight. Came up a foot short of hitting anything two different times. Magical stuff.

Did Hal Incandenza predict Dougie Jones or did Lynch & Frost create the character in response to this section of Infinite Jest? This might haunt me for decades

Patriots tight ends will be converting on 3rd and forever long after I’m dead

Bills won and I caught the bus home by 10 seconds to avoid a 20 minute wait. Massive W’s all around

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