Apparently, if you've been taking a GLP-1 medication (e.g., Ozempic or Zepbound), you are supposed to consume clear liquids only for 24 hours before general anesthesia.
That means today is my last day of solid food for a while!
And a happy cooch year!
Relevant.
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Infowars, now 110% more gay.
1. This weekend, a federal judge permanently blocked funding threats to providers and hospitals that provide trans youth care.
The judge also blocked "any similar policy."
Hospitals have NO excuse and must return to providing care under many blue state laws.
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The Onion plans to turn Infowars into a comedy site with satirical echoes of the fringe conspiracy theories that Mr. Jones is known for. Tim Heidecker, one of the comedians behind “Tim and Eric Awesome Show, Great Job!” on Cartoon Network’s Adult Swim, has been hired to serve as “creative director of Infowars.” He said he initially plans to parody Mr. Jones’s “whole modus operandi.” Mr. Heidecker has been working on his impression of Mr. Jones. But eventually, when that joke gets old, Mr. Heidecker said that he hoped to turn Infowars into a destination for independent and experimental comedy. “I just thought it would be just a beautiful joke if we could take this pretty toxic, negative, destructive force of Infowars and rebrand it as this beautiful place for our creativity,” Mr. Heidecker said in an interview. During a recent trip to Philadelphia, he traveled to the Liberty Bell to film a video in character as the new creative director of Infowars.
Get excited.
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Infowars/Onion combo logo in rainbow saying “I support the onion’s hostile media takeover.”
It’s finally happened. After 18 months. Finally, a media merger you can root for.
lol suck it.
The Onion has successfully bought InfoWars. Happy 4/20. 😂
Infowars logo but gay frogged
God bless
With the help of the Sandy Hook families, The Onion has reached a long-awaited deal to take over InfoWars.
We've enlisted the help of @timheidecker.bsky.social, who will be InfoWars' Creative Director.
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It's not possible to have it both ways on bigotry.
Either you stand against them proudly and vociferously or you enable them.
Yeah, not sure "being less activist about pursuing trans rights" is at all compatible with being "unabashedly pro trans."
Wild how quickly "it's a simple non-invasive swab" became "actually we need a little look-see to be sure your pussy is feminine enough."
She calls me her "pretty girl" and it makes me coo and giggle every time 🥰🩵
The main reason that my relationship with my wife is stronger now is that I am much happier and more excited about life than I was before my transition.
We've also bonded over girly things like doing my hair, getting our nails done, and generally being the bestest of gal pals.
The last time a Republican president launched an unpopular war of choice and crashed the economy the backlash lasted four years before the country got bored and forgot, and that was when was the US was much less polarized.
Hey, she’s finally first at something!
Marriage can survive gender transition.
My relationship with my wife is STRONGER than before I transitioned.
Still, some marriages don't survive. And that's okay!
But if you become an anti-trans bigot after your partner transitions, chances are you always were one and just needed an excuse.
This is so absurd. You cannot be the head of a LGBTQ org and praise Rowling like this. She's a vile cess pit of bigotry.
Any depiction of women's history is incomplete without the contributions of trans women
Turns out that estrogen withdrawal makes you very emotional and prone to bouts of weeping
It's hard for my wife to watch rom coms now that we're poly
Halfway through, she'll shake her head and say "you know, polyamory would fix this!"
Mike Nellis @MikeNellis "I'M NO LONGER CATHOLIC!" Hannity ABANDONS HIS FAITH for Trump NELLIS X.com • +*+
Amazing that in the national divorce the libs are getting the NFL, butter and cooking oil, being attracted to adult women, standup comedy, Bud Light, and now also Catholicism
Good to see cis people finally acknowledging what we have always known
Natalie in a blue dress with a pink bow headband and pink butterfly in her hair
Girl who feels really gross and ugly is pushing through it
imo only trans girls should be allowed to compete in these things. they're gross otherwise. sick
The straits are not okay
