lucky!! it was honestly very scary to listen to but it all melted so quick after. spring in the midwest smhhh

THIS IS NOT A DRILL

CHAPTER 2 DROPPED
NOT A DRILL

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did it hit you too? I swear have never seen hail this big

exactly like there are so many districts that could actually flip blue this year but everyone is Too Online now.

anyone can watch Buffy the Vampire Slayer on Netflix right now. the show is aimed at a teen audience. it has gratuitous b-camp violence and minors fucking monsters. there's a whole season where Buffy and Spike just spend it railing each other softcore. can't do fanart of it on patreon or substar tho

"go to hell" is basic. "I hope the hyperlocal politics of your safely blue congressional district get subjected to nationwide online discourse bc a very online leftist journalist moved in & decided to run when your very progressive longtime rep retired" is smart. it's possible. #IL9

I'm so happy I'm not in 9 rn. I feel for you 🫂

I wanted dwarf hair grass in the front but no matter how much light I give it, it doesn't carpet and I refuse to do co2 injection

I have a 75 gal I'm planning to commission this spring let's hope it goes as smooth as the 10 gal

many Lil shrimp in a tank

one red shrimp with some other clear ones

4 medaka rice fish in a planted fish tank

aquarium with several medaka fish and many little shrimp, heavily planted

shrupdate many shrimps and also! new guys! medaka rice fish yay

i drew uni waiting for snacks

Like ever 2 years, straight men find a way to reinvent masculinity with even MORE standards than the ones they already weren’t meeting and then get mad at the rest of us for not coddling them through it.

A fake Instagram post by user qimircantaros with 2.2 million likes. The photo is Manny Jacinto sitting behind a drum kit. The bass drum says Osha & The Strangers. The caption says Don't tell Yord.

A fake Instagram post by user oaniseya with 2.1 million likes. The photo is Amandla Stenberg standing in a small room surrounded by music equipment and instruments. The caption says Throwback to recording Acolyte. Probably at 3 am.

B-SIDES
7/8 | M | 61k

🎵 Band AU
🎵 Singer Osha + singer Qimir
🎵 Personal space? No
🎵 Slowburn? Well...
🎵 First meeting + album + tour
🎵 Songs!!!
🎵 Worst kept secret relationship

Read here: archiveofourown.org/works/666596...

#oshamir #theacolyte

NEW FIC!

put him on my to-do list
1/2 | explicit | 9k
#oshamir #myfic

💋 modern au
💋 revenge sex
💋 inspired by 'b.s.' by jhené aiko
💋 hot roommate qimir
💋 yord gets cucked
💋 past yord/osha
💋 eventual smut

🔗: archiveofourown.org/works/80889596

(this was meant to be a oneshot 😭)

view out into the street, covered in huge hailstones

this post will self destruct in a few hours not to dox myself but the insane hail yesterday in Chicago was literally golf ball sized

ain 🫠

@/cowboyinsuit

Ben is a suction cup for dildos. Rey is the glass at the peepshow
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illustration inspired by Mary Shelley's novel "Frankenstein" showing the creature standing beside a tree on a hilltop.

"It was the wretch, the filthy daemon, to whom I had given life."

Mary Shelley's "Frankenstein" was published on this day in 1818 🫀

I too would like to burn down some people houses and it would be just!! a lot of ppl deserve to have their house burnt down

why

new meds make me dehydrated as fuck so I bought bulk electrolytes and they make my water taste like milk

don't mind me ✍️✍️

oh this is GORGEOUS

cathy by olga stern

this is rent free in my head 24/7 and i want it framed for my office

and a lot of people expect it but don't extend it back

i bet on losing dogs

Pretty crazy how important the blockade of a trade route is right now

A photoshopped Galaxy Insider magazine cover. It features Qimir (Manny Jacinto) and Osha (Amandla Stenberg) for the band, Osha & The Strangers.

B-SIDES
6/8 | M | 53k

🎵 Band AU
🎵 Singer Osha + singer Qimir
🎵 Personal space? No
🎵 Slowburn? Well...
🎵 First meeting + album + tour
🎵 Songs!!!
🎵 Worst kept secret relationship

Read here: archiveofourown.org/works/666596...

#oshamir #theacolyte

I get u ben I am also in agony when I don't get my bedtime story

a close up of a man 's face with a bloody wound on his face . ALT: a close up of a man 's face with a bloody wound on his face .

me @ ao3