so roman reigns beat a guy he said was old and couldn't hang, who ended up being old and couldn't hang? that's the story there? great stuff

crazy that wwe gets all this desperate sponsorship money for wrestlemania but finn balor still comes out with a headdress made of belts from goodwill whenever hes the demon

coachella stream weekend is my favorite time online all year

...but watching fleshwater just makes me miss vein

did you see the update about it not even happening??

First the city council in this Missouri city approved a $6 billion data center, despite massive pushback.

Then, during yesterday’s election in Festus, MO, residents overwhelmingly voted to kick out the incumbents who voted for the project.

America is fed up with data centers.

are fedheads just deeply uncurious people? taco bell made me mad once and now i know the ceo's name like yeah of course i know who ari emanual is. he's rahm emanual's brother!!

thanks to the brotherly request of pm sharif in his tweet

yeee check out this chill guy on the bottle

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got a banger video for y'all

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genuinely have no clue how anyone actually reports this. are they stupid or doing this on purpose??

speaking of, have you had tari sauces? i bought a bunch last week because it was cheap enough to be intriguing and their whole thing is that its *the* sauce for peruvian rotisserie chicken. it's pretty slammin, ive been squirting it on everything lately

The whole thing about Democrats searching for a winning message for the midterms is infuriating because it is staring them in the face:

Rule of Law — People who do illegal shit should face consequences.

For insider trading. For illegal wars. For ignoring court orders. For being a pedophile.

I think we need to celebrate the death of Sora a bit more. This is a technology that, just MONTHS AGO, we were being told was going to literally destroy Hollywood and Disney was going to give them a BILLION DOLLARS and NONE OF THAT EVEN REMOTELY HAPPENED

unfortunately the funniest president on earth

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i think it was inevitable and makes sense considering the whole donkey kong thing in the first one, tho dk is more directly tied to mario obv. idk mario in space fuck it throw star fox in there why not

it's fine if harry potter meant a lot to you at some point in your life but if you are reading this, you are on bluesky, which means you are 37 years old, and even if the author wasn't a transphobic nutjob, it would be time to stop caring about children's books that much

or you can blame cumtown maybe idk that's none of my business

same thing with the r-word-- a weird attempt to take back being an edgy loser in opposition to the right-wing losers who do it. "they go low we go high" was a bad idea and this is an attempt to meet it at the same level that just makes everyone involved look like losers

MASSIVE WIN: no one wants to live in the united states anymore

weirdly this seems to omit the part where she steps on a rake while saying it

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For Playboy, I spoke to adult content creators about the hours of labor their subscribers *don’t* see.

“The amount of times I have people in my comments being like, ‘Get a real job!’ and like, I probably pay way more to the IRS than you do!” - @siridahl.bsky.social

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Draft AI Framework to Replace State Laws Released by Senate (1) The Senate has released a draft national framework to replace state laws on artificial intelligence and promote the technology’s development while minimizing risks to Americans.

They’re trying to ram through KOSA, a full Section 230 repeal, and a slew of other anti-LGBTQ censorship and surveillance laws under the guise of “cracking down on AI” and a ton of dumb leftists are falling for it.

they're playing here and i can't decide if i wanna go. hate the venue and don't care about half of deicides discography, but haven't had the chance to let them disappoint me live yet

the anti-hallie shoffner ad they keep running just makes her sound cool. also who the hell is up watching slop tv at these hours

we did a really fun episode of kill the computer with @agoldman.bsky.social a few months ago before they announced the metaverse was shutting down. caleb went into the metaverse and found what amounted to a ghost town

Here’s this again. Please buy this thing I made.

the little running bar at the top that shows the amount gambled and the weekly reveal graphics were crazy like wait its only been a few weeks?? i kept scrolling up to check them like there's no way

really dumb things happened in my neighborhood today

nothing like a whole ass international incident to remind you that bluesky has zero juice. i wanna drop hot takes!!