I FUCKING KNEW IT! Apollo gave me the fucking ball and said play in the squash court by YOURSELF!
Posts by Mummified Tony
Greta out here looking to FemDom some small peen owners at the next protest.
Why the hell would I trust a single recipe you share when you post it alongside inauthentic AI Slop. This recipe could cure cancer for all I care but you poured a shot of hot cat piss in it with that Clanker generated detritus.
Someone was joking around about my past Brony life at work and I wanted to find one of my MOST Brony pictues from back in the day. And stumbled across this in my Dropbox.
Odz, Rand, Chichi, Gun, Me, I can't remember her name, No-Dog, Charlie Cox, Taps, Strach, and Garnika. All at dinner.
This is what she wore when she voted no to raising the minimum wage. Get in the bin!
Fetterman can get stuffed!
Hello! In this episode we made some super tart and refreshing lemon bars.
youtu.be/tH8Bg2VyOB8?...
Also this tweet is wrong! Why do I know that? Because I saw the Suns win against the Trail Blazers on Nov 21st 2023. (But the kind of person who would complain about a player being dead weight would also not count non-playoff games.)
I tried to play Painkiller: Black Edition on my beefy $6k computer last night and was shocked to see it ran 3fps. Spent 30 minutes of my 1 hour of game time last night trying to "fix" the issue.
DKC2 OST? Or really any of your fave game's OST. Thats what I use the most.
Incredible shots of the exchange between Rep. AOC and RFK, Jr. at today’s congressional hearing.
(image credit: WSJ reporter @lizessleywhyte.bsky.social)
An anthro moose character sits at a desk working Text reads "mmm... I think I'm getting a headache..."
Same shot of the moose but with the antlers now floating next to their head Text reads "*POP!*"
Blood spurts out of his head like Evangelion Unit 01 in its first fight
The same moose now capped off the bllod with two menstrual pads fixed to his head. Text reads "*always jeeps pads at his desk" And "well, spring is here"
I made a silly little comic about how having a moose sona where you can tell what time of year it is from the state of the antlers.
Another 4/20 and I continue to be disappointed that I STILL have not made a sexy bunny suit for myself yet.
The good kind? Friend I don't know what good kind your talking about. But what I do know is the good kind-a feeling knowing that I have a 5lb ABC extinguisher underneath the kitchen sink, I tell you what.
Be Kind on this high holy day
(originally done by @moozua.bsky.social they've yet to post this art to Bluesky)
Hell yeah brother Chiitan out here showing all the love
Hello! In this video we showed how easy it was to make the hot internet trend Dubai Chocolate at home. And it was most of our first time having Dubai Chocolate as well. It turned out really good. All you need is some chocolate, pistachio cream, toasted kafir, and a mold.
youtu.be/EMsuEsikmRI?...
"Child of the Fidget Spinner age"?
Oh sweet child, you've never seen Pogs before have you?
Just goes to prove your point even further and further into the past that fast trends come and go. And all we can do is think back on them and remember the sweet smell of plastic, paper, and metal.
If I went in alphabetical order I'd only make it to BFF Or Die. Keeping in mind there are a lot of symbol then number starting games that come first
prob a few games further since most of the top row doesn't have its IGDB date found yet, and there are a few games that I for sure have fiddled with for well over an hour. Starcraft 1 and 2 Diablo 2 and 3. Master of Orion 2, Half Life 1, Morrowind, Counter Strike, FEAR, Dark Messiah, Bullet Candy.
Its absolutely wild to me that if I played one untouched game in my library every day for 365 days in order of oldest to newest, I would only make it to Hatoful Boyfriend (7/31/2011)
I found my self thinking about how people will say "men would do the basic thing and expect a gold star" and yeah sometimes I would like a gold star for doing the dishes. Making sure the kid is dressed and dropped off every day on time. Having the finances ready for emergencies.
Oh okay so it was a 2 hours show right. Right...
God, I don't think I would be able to find a better place to charge my car.
Whoops, I should clarify. You can get some good honest fun game time with a $100 Linux system piked up on Facebook marketplace. I did not mean to offend.
I didn't see the comment section yet. Youve already been made aware.
Star Trek also said that WW3 would start in 2026 and last until 2056 soooooo, let's hope the summer of (twenty) 69 are the best days of our lives like Brian Addams said it was/will be.
The "Nearly 14 Scallion Years ago, Expansion started" Burger
(Topped with Veit Big Bang sauce)
$6.95