Bring it on. My salivary glands are already twanging in anticipation.

“Felt like an Edwardian Arctic explorer might delete later”

I wrote so many funny annotations in this book and also substituted “man” for “hunchback” throughout, lemme know if you want to borrow it

Reference 319 from “House of Hell” which so closely depicts the final stage of the Monomyth that I was compelled to grab a pencil and reassign it as Reference 400: “The butler brings in a plate of cheese and a steaming pot of coffee. He cuts you a portion of cheese and pours your coffee into a china cup.” Struck through: “The conversation continues. Turn to 74.”

A little glimpse of Heaven in Steve Jackson’s House of Hell

It's bonkers isn't it? Everything else in the shop is as you'd expect. Bobbly F&F jumpers, Pudsey mugs, Danielle Steele books, SESY SHOES FOR GUYS, depressing jigsaws. Maybe some muscle hunks formed a band but fell out over what to name themselves. I didn't check the price tags but I will next time.

Shoe section in charity shop labelled “Men’s” and comprising three rows of fabulous high heeled golf shoes

I see @pauljonmilne.bsky.social has been put in charge of the shoe section in the RSPCA charity shop, nice work lad

Misinterpreted “take over” and was momentarily thrilled at the thought of a swashbuckling hijack on the part of your rescuer.

Do you have to do a separate outer space wash as well as a separate whites wash

It is *embarrassing* for someone to look at the last half century of proof that being able to reason about and construct mental models of programs is a good thing, and then go "I'm built different"

It is pathetic that these people then regurgitate their unmaintainable slop all over the place.

Where things stand with the Department of War A statement from Dario Amodei

I think one of the most staggering industry shifts in my 16 years as a tech reporter is that it’s not become a question of “should our product help the government kill and/or surveil people?” but “to what extent?”

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A shark poking its lil head out of the water looking agonised and betrayed

See, I see Dredd as that shark that stepped on Lego. I love having a giggle at the scrapes his deadpan ass gets into.

Briefly horrified thinking you’d legit scrawled “sold” on your art to troll the buyer

S a m e s i e s, the pylon penthouse at Abernathy Farm is my happy place and I love hearing all my companions doing their catchphrases in creepy unison.

You managed to make him look so sassy in his little frock 😍

U gotta get your dressing gown on and then poke your hand in each others’ sleeves like Toshiro does <3

My favourite memory from that top hole was upstairs discovering a cool new song/artist and dancing my lil arse off before navigating the slippery staircase back to the bar to rave about my new fave song. It was “I believe in a thing called love” by The D*rkn*ss and I’m really sorry.

The Amazing Brando | Song of Storms (Live @ A&G Ohio, 2011) YouTube video by Princess Jaime

Hey gurl is this you youtu.be/BQSEx_Ws-XY?...

Are you going in blind. I did and it rocked my tiny mind. You gotta drink it all in, even the duds.

When doctors start saying “when you get older” and they mean “aka right now, you crone” 💔

Catherine O’Hara didn’t steal scenes she just showed up and ownership automatically defaulted to her

That sucks 🤡

At the market they used to put dots and eyelashes in the o’s in “look” … it makes a pair of eyes!

Tray freaking bon mate!

I madly recommend the selection box of titchy Etat Libre testers, having splashed over tree fiddy on a biggie of Fat Electrician and realised that much as I love it, it’s several lifetimes’ worth of exquisite pong.

Lin Shaye in this ohhh mama ❤️

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Cat slavery can be so fricking stressful. Ours will drink green
puddle water with a rotten snail bobbing in it but not her heart pill in cream.

Ah crap.

One desperation trick that worked for me a couple of times was mixing powdered pill into tuna juice and rubbing it into patches of her fur so she’d have to wash it out. Since then she’s randomly accepted ground pill in a saucer of gravy style food. I feel your argh.

“I hear it’s the Cybermen he’s after”