Cam'ron if he was Singaporean

Shawty give me brain, run a train like the MRT
She on my Peninsula, City Hall, Exit D
All pink coat in a all pink Suzuki Swift
Styling up in Xiao Guilin call that a bougie cliff

Do Irish right-wingers sing Come Out Ye Blacks And Trans

I'm neuroconvergent, you WILL join my hivemind

FUCK MIT for slicing that one undergraduate clean in half!!!!

Bro they are getting annihilated NOW, the global worker's movement has like 12 hours max to get its shit together and do something

Metricalising the imperial units is surprisingly common. China has a whole system where the old units are half of the metric ones (1 jin = 0.5kg, 1 liang = 50g, 1 li = 0.5km)

In Singapore I often hear people use "foot" as a shorthand for 30cm

We have to attach severe financial penalties to the crime of using "ontologically" wrong

For the average bluesky user this is like one million 9/11s lmao

The problem with AI and LLMs is that they're basically just aggregators and regurgitators. They just mash shit together and then vomit out the resulting slop

Another problem is that nowadays the vast majority of human artists and authors are basically also that

Like five years ago if you said anything bad about Saudi online 300 malaysians would rush into your mentions to call you racial slurs. Really funny how far their stock has fallen

Itamar ben Gvir I think

地鸭 骂尸体 马蹄

Call me [ɾ] how I give your girl intervocalic d

Greek suggests a Pre-Beekes origin

Mediaeval Malays were like 1 2 uhhhhhh 4 5 6 7 8 9 10

Malay having "dua" that is absolutely not related to English "dual" immediately followed by "tiga" which actually is related to English "three" is so funny

During Woke 2 anyone who says "food desert" and isn't referring to an actual sand/rock/ice desert will be brutally ripped limb from limb

The glock all black but it can make you see light
I call the crack nick fuentes, it just pretends to be white

Non-binary cucks be like she's on that bull she/it

Great now you're my accomplice

No it's fine actually 💖

What's that

The definitive chart of sexuals
Homosexual — Real
Heterosexual — Fake
Pansexual — Fake
Omnisexual — Real (Rare)
Demisexual — Real (Unfortunately)
Bisexual — Real (Extinct, long covid)

叫 真 不
你 的 好
去 沒 意
跳 故 思
樓 意 我

Reminds me of Malay
matahari = day-eye = sun
mata kucing = cat eye = longan
mata air = water eye = spring
mata lembu = cow eye = sunny side up egg

And the classic Singapore Malay
mata-mata = eyes = police

Bolivian Pusha T would have been with Chinese Machine Gun Kelly I believe

bsky.app/profile/diam...

Chopper go BAM that banana clip is gonna peel on em
Chopper go BAM it fill you with 83 of em
Chopper go BAM I bring the heat when I bare face and ride
Chopper go BAM it sound like a fuckin rapist died

Took your girl and left you with only photos you be seeing
Shawty *h₁órsos got me speaking Proto-Indo-European

Ya I think in Singapore it's pretty clear cut. The transphobics are ALSO the ones who want to privatise the polyclinics AND the one who wants to lower NSF allowances AND the ones who want to shut the music and films. Literally EVERY bad thing comes from them, so why would I join them against trans?