this was a lie the real time my maternal instincts kicked in was when a 20 something wizard cosplayer got kicked off stage and i felt so horrid for like 2 hours straight. They were so dismissive i felt like my child was experiencing systematic injustice for the first time. He was dressed like this

riptide is not by ed sheeran, but i, ed sheeran superfan wont be swayed

hrnghghghgh 🤤

my sons first report back! #blessed #straightAs

@largefart.bsky.social hope u enjoy the experience that is: me whenever im allowed to tweet

this dude is like 23 but whenever i see him he activates some deep maternal instinct within me. I need to fix his hair and pack him a lunch. He forgot his shoes for soccer, let me drop them off. He is 23.

this is like instagram notes but the app isnt keeping me in check

whats up telegraphs (-archer)