So-called journalists saying that anything is like a Black Mirror episode 🙄

Beholde my uncles

Take the strippers bowling

He such a sober ass bitch (Nicole on Jonathan richman)

If u hate the government tip in cash

Playing on the radio (WCBN) tn. Let the expectorating commence.

Having high standards for fliers is a curse

I don’t mind trying to draw blood scratching my back at work I think it lends me a certain mystique

There comes a time in every woman’s life when she must ask herself DO I HAVE A RASH????WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH ME?? Itchyyyy

Woke up to messages from my (male) sous that we are taking a “girls trip” to Pittsburgh (“don’t forget”) and it’s making me wonder if I’m adapting extremely poorly to service industry culture in one of the most drunk cities I’ve ever lived in or if im adapting extremely well 🤔

Lmao did I rly spend two hours ranting abt how indie rock has gotten too intellectual w this top 8 mf????? A: yes

Tauruses, ammirite?

It’s so gauche when people post PSAs abt their own avoidant attachment issues on social media. I would never do thaat 😅

Oat beverage just tastes like cheerios milk

book recommendation from the Eat Skull/Lavender Flu bassist #HADDAGOODNIGHT #schmoozitorloseit

Dude that’s not what that word means dude

2018-2019 I did play “Don’t Worry Baby” and “I know there’s an answer” at too many open mics in Seattle and loved doing it

Been crying a lot today bc i am apartment hunting and the support and co-habituating offers I’ve received are overwhelming my lizard brain which fundamentally can’t understand why anyone would care that much about me, e.g. they must have other motives, etc .. apparently this is Normal

😍

Real

The karage of my labor

Low point of my night: being interrogated in a very shaded fashion by a man in a backwards white baseball cap WHY DID YOU MOVE TO DETROIT. Projection is a trip🖕

Fred and I had the ultimate first day of school bff reunion moment when we both said CLEANSED in unison to describe how the Blank Hellscape set made us feel

Fred 🫶

Wow Blank Hellscape dialing in something awful rn

Well the Lager house has changed some since 2012

Whose forking idea

2012 peak Adolescents fandom / homemade shirt

2014 - peak ladcore

Thanks Facebook for reminding me that a year ago I worked at an insane restaurant owned by an evil pos feat unattended flames