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Posts by Neil Gortz

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Doing ‘my part’ to help Skindred

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Hmmm I’ll pass thanks

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I shall keep you posted, I fear none of them are without flaw

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a man and a boy are sitting at a table in a living room . ALT: a man and a boy are sitting at a table in a living room .

My daughter has asked if she can watch a James Bond movie - at last! But which one?

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If Monday was a meme

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WALTER WHITE: This is just a setback. We start again and we do it even bigger this time.

SWEEP: [High-pitched squeaking noises]

WALTER: We’re finished when I say we‘re finished, you fucking glove

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We may have bought both, it has fun extras too

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Inside you there are …. Several wolves #recordstoreday

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Hell yeah - festive power ups

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I still have my Christmas lights up, I’m fine with it

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a young boy is looking at himself in a mirror and pointing his finger up . ALT: a young boy is looking at himself in a mirror and pointing his finger up .

Never doubt the bond between us

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‘Festively plump’ surely? It’s not even summer yet

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???

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ChatGPT: you’re right you’re so much smarter than him. He’s so schlubby and you’re so suave. Columbo will never catch you.

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You could gamble that it makes you VERY ill. 2 birds 1 stone ??

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JILL VALENTINE: Damn, we’re too late. Everyone here is dead.

CHRIS REDFIELD: We need to establish a perimeter. Whatever did this may come back.

HERBIE THE LOVE BUG: (concerned honking noises)

CHRIS REDFIELD: Fuck, I hope not

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when i was 13 years old i saw pitch black and the chronicles of riddick & i thought richard b riddick was the coolest guy you could possibly imagine and i was right, ive never changed my opinion

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Every 6 months or so I try to get my daughter to play Hero Quest but it just descends into her taking the rats and playing a game she calls ‘Shrew School’

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A photo from behind the scenes on filming Revenge of the Sith. Against a bluescreen backdrop, George Lucas snarls and raises his hands to the sky, as Ian McDiarmid in full costume as Palpatine, does similarly in the background.

A photo from behind the scenes on filming Revenge of the Sith. Against a bluescreen backdrop, George Lucas snarls and raises his hands to the sky, as Ian McDiarmid in full costume as Palpatine, does similarly in the background.

can't believe we're really getting the taxation of trade routes being in dispute *and* a blockade of deadly battleships

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I’m very much enjoying this resurgence of Courtney Love, a fitting herald at these end times.

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My regular customer in Tiny Bookshop rejected my recommendation for Jurassic Park as there wasn’t enough ‘fantasy’ in it

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Not sure about the new Star Wars.

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Jnrs interest in puzzles and brain teasers has led me to let her play Portal, the butterfly effect of this I’m now having to explain to her who Black Mesa are.

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Is there no Crème Eggs in this forsaken country?!?

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Thanks Jamie, Jnr loved this

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Slough Trading Estate here i come

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An article saying Ye "Should never have been invited" - starmer says after banning rapper from Uk

An article saying Ye "Should never have been invited" - starmer says after banning rapper from Uk

Starmer is so out of touch, he still does International Talk Like A Pirate Day.

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After reading the Yoshihisa Kishimoto news I played Double Dragon last night for the first time in decades, it’s certainly an interesting experience - a lost world of cultural hat tipping. That cat on the garbage can though is the real star.

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