Am I supposed to know who London Hagen is?...

Tia Kofi, Head of English for year seven.

Ok, if you need a guy for a wedding who can sing any Eurovision cover, hire him, we just belted Rise like a Phoenix together and one of my chakras cleared.

And he did Voile of course, il est Francais after all.

I don't know who Jonathan Gerrada is but he just performed Tattoo and Slow Mo so I think he is an absolute star.

Zejna,my sweet queen, I am so sorry Scala messing up your monitors, you're doing amazing sweetie!

Adonxs came on stage and I am a little less confused. And yes, I'd like to smell him.

Heard in smoking area "It's Eurclub not EuroChurch!"
Same thing, son.

Is it not an event for mortals, what do I do...

Everyone dressed all fancy and I'm here chanelling bog witch.

So it's my bday (happy burfday to me!) and I decided to treat myself to Euro Rave ball at Scala and now I'm here and I am so confused, what is happening!?

"No nudes" is what Vaidotas just said from stage. I shall not provide context.

Not every Lithuanian wears a leather jacket, but everyone who wears a leather jacket is a Lithuanian.

My 2025 winner and my 2026 winner have met
#Eurovision

It's so easy to tell, who is Lithuanian and who is Eurovisioneer 🤭

There's a few people dressed like messengers of Darkness, I'm good.

Going to The Roop show dressed like the messenger of DARKNESS. How else would people know what my soul is made of.

Did I time my niece visit to Oslo to see Lord of the Lost? Unconfirmed.

On my way to church:

Some F1 fan in the office DID NOT KNOW ABOUT CRASHGATE and it made me feel old.

Thought I am the only one coocoo-bananas for birds at my feeder, yet everytime I bring it up everyone's like - ah yes, have you seen finches? They're awesome!

You know... if you asked me who out of the Sanremo 2026 bunch would agree to go to Eurovision in it's current state I'd say maybe only Sal just based on vibes. That's my conspiracy theory.

I'll be waiting till sunrise to see love of my life Dargen

Lordi protect us from Italian comedians, we ain't got time for this, show me Dargen's outfit!
#Sanremo2026

Dargen D'Amicois on so late, I want to see what he's wearing but my body is threatening me with a migraine 😭
#Sanremo2026

It's weird to me that two alternative looking dudes in leather jackets a performing a jolly Spanich dance song #Sanremo2026

Laguna is real grand for a random Wednesday #Sanremo2026

Is that Michelle Bravi wearing glasses and a boring suit? #Sanremo2026

Fedez decided to spice up his boring look by flexing too hard and splitting his shirt. At least it's not his pants #Sanremo2026

This comes from place of love but I don't think this song is suitable for Masini.