it's so frustrating to want to point out that trump has the mind of a child while also acknowledging the fact that trump fucks children

i have very rapidly become incapable of thinking about anything that isn’t this video

You better believe Wookieepedia has an article on what a falcon is

brain: snow crash visual novel sidestory featuring a protagonist named hamburger dot com

me: have i ever actually read snow crash

brain: no

me: alright

Melania: I never cut child in half with sword. I never do this.

The entire USA: what?

Melania: not me.

"Guh! Swallered my badge again!"

I'm confirming them. "Is this your card? Fuuuck" overheard

SPOILER 'LERT. The ones protecting pedos are the bad guys and whatnot.

I don't want to hear about the military industrial complex anymore. It's pretty clearly a military industrial simple.

a man in a hat and coat is holding a gun in a dark room Alt: edward james olmos being a little weirdo in blade runner

he say you wonan

Speaking of which, you need to put Jewemy's voice mail message on the soundboard before he does something crazy like records over it with his grown-up voice.

The footage of Cheetara running in the intro is some of the most amazing dynamic animation I've ever seen

In Turkey, an elderly man who earns his living by shining shoes is visited every morning at the same time by a cat that asks to have its fur brushed. The man never turns down this little friend.😍👍💙

depends on the day

wario

A child lays on a pile of leaves, a lit-up heart on their chest.

nobody ever talks about the 1992 made for TV @undertale.com live-action movie

Ponky 👽🌌 @ItsPonky It's Friday night, post Grandpa's fucked up bed from Stadew Valley A picture of your grandpa from Stardew Valley on his little bed that looks like the little white Barbie table that they put in the middle of pizzas. It is one inch thick and he is holding a letter as he sleeps. There is also a fireplace and a sword and the religious icon of their god in the SV universe who I think is named Igmo or something 9:04 PM - Mar 12, 2020 💬 66 🔁 4.4k ❤️ 14k 🔖 113 📤

jeremy grimezowitz

It's definitely the wormhole

Achewood panel. Roast Beef and Lyle are holding small figurines of Ray. RB: They let you give at a sperm bank Lyle ? LYLE: Not every woman wants a good baby.

hey @brennanleemulligan.bsky.social I know you're busy but do you think ravens guard an artifact called the Corvidden Fruit and if so what are its properties

It's always corvids

I wish I had a sister that would brag to strangers about how mightily I eat. Your brother is very lucky.

Josh Crowley (sp?) @jdcrowley If I built a big robot that consumed 33% of my state's electricity so it could go around stealing people's art I would be arrested, and that's how you know law is a social construct. Posted in r/antiai by u/qorv66ythe

Hm.

You're supposed to step out into it and be like "as the duly appointed Man it is my job to negotiate all problems between animals (as stated in the Eden Accords)"

I sleep "helix style" (I get into a bed and sleep and it turns my bedsheets into an unusable spiral of fabric)

a cartoon drawing of a robot with horns on his head ALT: a cartoon drawing of a robot with horns on his head

when you do a gif search for herculoids and it keeps giving you gifs of the DiC mega man x

when I get proven wrong by the part of the deep magic I wrote

"Since when?!"