"Sex slave' woman wanted for burglary A WOMAN who had five pitbull puppies cloned in South Korea is wanted in Tennessee on burglary charges, lawyers there said today. Joyce MeKinney, 58, was accused of telling a 15-year-old boy to burgle a house to raise cash to buy a false leg for a horse. She fled Britain in 1977 to avoid a trial for allegedly abducting a Mermon missionary and making him her sex slave.

Every sentence brings something new to the madness. Stick it on CEEFAX.

ScreenGeek yesterday: an all black image of nothing with just the red NETFLIX logo on it above a headline reading Netflix cancels series after ordering second season

A headline so evergreen they don't even need to put which show it was this time in it

Jesus when he comes back to Earth:

they wont listen to a single thing and then go Oh Man Why Am I Doing So Bad In This Class. ragebait

Yeah hi, I'll have a big mac meal aaaand please have the Grinch jack me off.

I will stand by, this remains the funniest mistranslation in manga localization history

going on twitter now is like the dark world part of link to the past, where the shape of things is roughly the same only now instead of the friendly villagers there's some demihuman freak snarling at you going "welcome to the village of assholes!! we hate you!!" also the trees shoot bombs now

Targeted at my friend who's a Jack Slash stan

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WORM || So Fine and So Deceiving YouTube video by Pericardium

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The Ass is the father of the legs @internethippo.bsky.social "We're going to create superintelligence" How about making outlook search work first. How about that October 3, 2025 at 2:18 PM

patrick @partnardy.bsky.social inscrutable social media drama about strangers used to be like "Pissfucker11 sent the DM a pic of a potato covered in cum and said his wife jacked his shit off. his wife died 20 years ago" now it's "PolyFrank gained Dark Clout via backchannels in Accountability Chat so we've updated the Harm Matrix" August 30, 2023 at 2:14 AM

I asked my dietician and she said it was totally cool to eat leftover General Tso's chicken for lunch and dinner. "Don't even heat it up, it's healthier that way" she told me

My best advice to try to get a handle on shit right now?

Make something.

Don't care what. Don't care if it's good. Don't care if it's just a big ass house you made in Sims 4, just lose yourself in something for an hour or so.

It' s like flushing the brain toilet.

YOU: what if his name was penis parker and he shot web by jacking his dick lol
YOUR FRIEND WHO WAS TOO INTO COMICS GROWING UP: They actually did that as a whole arc in the late 80s. Wasn't Conway's best work.

The photo:

The comments you will laugh at:

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In early 2025, beaver activity in the Brdy Protected Landscape Area, Czech Republic, contributed to the restoration of a wetland ecosystem. A family of beavers constructed a series of dams that coincidentally accomplished environmental goals of the Czech government, which had delayed its proposed project since 2018 for bureaucratic and financial reasons. The beaver-built dams saved the Czech government approximately US$1.2 million,

imagine if a family of beavers randomly showed up right now and finished whatever thing you've been putting off

(aborted manager in heaven) I would have loved to touch base with you…

That friend? was me

Girl getting a top surgery from Bonesaw and her boobs from Jack slash

Friend drew a Worm comic for my top surgery

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The image that inspired my most popular comic.

I've discovered I can join my kids' "jams" on Spotify and then switch it so they're listening to episodes of my podcast.

Screenshot of a tweet: British cavalry in the 1850s consisted entirely of twinks who used UwU-speak... [Photo of a book page] "The dash of British cavalry officers was never greater than at the opening of the Crimean campaign in the spring of 1854. These aristocratic horsemen were, in the idiom of the day, "plungers," "tremendous swells." They affected elegant boredom, yawned a great deal, spoke a jargon of their own, pronouncing "r" as "w," saying "vewwy," "howwid," and "sowwy," and interlarded sentences with loud and meaningless exclamations of "Haw, haw." Their sweeping whiskers, languid voices, tiny waists, laced in by corsets, and their large cigars were irresistible, frantically admired, and as frantically envied. Magnificently mounted, horses were their passion; they rode like the devil himself, and their confidence in their ability to defeat any enemy single-handed was com-plete. Cavalry officers were saying in London drawing-rooms that to take infantry on the campaign was superfluous; the infantry would merely be a drag on them, and had better be left at home."

Imagine it's 1850 and you've just been flattened by an elite cavalry officer who just yells "SOWWY" as he thunders away.

[worst possible stuff happening everywhere] man why do I feel bad

You do good work! Thanks for the tip!

Thank you!