Thanks for the takeout, kid! But d’you mind turning up the TV?
*leaning to one side, letting a dense roaring blast rumble out against the already fart stained couch, chuckling and pulling you into my sweaty bulking frame as that lingering stench easily burns your lungs*
Can barely hear a thing! ;D
Couldn’t get this idea out my head! So I whipped up a new YCH!
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Couldn’t get this idea out my head! So I whipped up a new YCH!
Limited slots! £25! PayPal only! Fart ALT included! Drop me a message if interested! ;D
*grinds my swampy ass firmly against the couch as my sweat stains the cushions, lazily leaning to one side before a roaring blast RATTLES the frame*
~PPRPRPRPRBBBRPPPFFRRRRRTTTBBRBRBBBBbbrrrppp~
*letting out a hearty sigh before getting comfy once again, unaware of your desperate squirms below me*
Snout wedged between my cheeks as an endless wave of farts blesses you? ;3
*lazily yawning as the bed frame creaks underneath us, my roaring gut GROANING as it keeps you pinned against the sweat soaked mattress, the nights worth of farts clings to the covers before a deafening wave of morning thunder inflates them*
BBBTPPPPBBBBFFFFFRRTTTBBBFFFFBBRRPPBBBFFPPPPPPPFFFFBBBRR
Can’t sleep? Don’t worry, let me plant this steaming ass on that precious little face! I got something brewing that’ll knock you out in a heartbeat! ;D
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Stinking up this gym bike seat when it should be your face! ;3
I can give you more air, but it won’t be fresh! ;3
HAPPILY! >:3
It always can be! Sponge! ;3
“Thanks again for the donation chat!”
*I say with a shit eating grin as my swampy ass grinds down against my gaming chair! Winking to the camera as the second webcam focuses on my sweat soaked cheeks as a pair of once white ears poke out from beneath my mountainous ass*
I ran out of clean undies, so I borrowed yours!
*lazily peels off the sweat soaked underwear from my swampy ass and tosses them at you, the fabrics completely stretched, elastic snapped and the stench of raunchy farts is fully embedded into the fibres*
Hope you don’t mind! ;D
Do me a favour..
*grabbing my singlet and tightly pulling it up, causing the fabric to wedge deep between my sweat soaked cheeks! The outline of my swampy donut bulging and pulsing against the straining fabric*
..unpick this with your teeth! ;D
You’ve been such a good sweat rag this week, I think it’s only fair to help dry you off!
*grinning as I wedge your snout DEEP within my sweat soaked cheeks before a bellowing blast of raunchy gas washes over you*
~FFFRRRPRPRRRPRRPRRPRPPPPPPRPRPRRPRPRrprpppppblbbbrrt~
MUCH better ;3
Why don’tcha be a good little sweat rag and help your ol’ man out?
*peeling my sweat soaked cheeks apart with a cocky grin as a cocktail of stench flows from between my swampy ass! Chuckling as my leathery glistening donut puckers and presses against your unfortunate snout*
..well?
Listen to that baby puuurrrr!
Really in the mood to turn that cute face into a nice pair of undies and absolutely STAIN you with my swampy ass sweat and ungodly farts!
Whatcha think? Not like you get a choice!
Imagine me as a horse, just picture how fat and swampy my donut would be! The deafening farts that would be constantly rumbling out this monstrous ass!
Your snout wouldn’t stand a chance! ;3
Love is in the air! AND the lungs! 🦨💨🩷
Imagine having a donut so fat and sweaty that it acts like a suction cup whenever you sit down!
..couldn’t be me! ;D
You know this fat ass will be sweating up a STORM! >:3
How about I trap you in my singlet instead? >:3
Interested my little fart sponge? ;3
Ass so steamy it puts a sauna to shame!
Poor little cushion! You’ll be belching up my fumes for WEEKS!
*a foul smile paints my face before grabbing the back of your head, pulling you into a tight embrace against my roaring gut! My lips wrap around yours as my tongue forces that muzzle open before a sweetly scented belch bellows down your throat*
~BWwwwWWRROOOOOooooOOrrrrRRRRRRRrrr!~
Ahh.. happy? ;3
*With ease I chug the two litre bottle of soda you left in the fridge, casually tossing it aside as my gut bubbles and swells! Wiping my maw and grinning as my eyes lock with yours*
What’s the matter pup, did ya want some? ;D