Thanks. I workshopped that one.

Kevin breaking my own news:

What's going to happen next month is a train that has already left the station.

Norse Airlines just cut their LAX to Europe nonstops. It's just getting started.

A Carl's Jr. in North Hollywood was set to go on strike at 11:30am today. Workers say they're forced to work sick (or injured) and the boss isn't doing enough to protect them from violent customers and robbers.

Trump eating a taco bowl.

There's always a tweet.

Former Capitol Police officer Shauni Kerkhoff doesn't say how much she wants from the Blaze for accusing her of being the J5 pipe bomber, but it's going to be a big number.

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Trump posing in front of his taco bowl in his NYC office tower.

Iran War Live Updates: Trump Extends Cease-fire With Iran

It’s TACO Tuesday, again. (And that’s a good thing.)

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Folks, it *is* Taco Tuesday

Live updates: Trump says US is extending ceasefire while awaiting proposal from Iran President Donald Trump said the U.S. is extending its ceasefire with Iran as he waits for a "unified proposal" from the Islamic Republic, but the U.S. military will continue its blockade.

Happy Taco Tuesday to those who celebrate

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The NSA using Mythos is like when the basketball team makes Michael J. Fox a starter because they realize a teen wolf is a low-key amazing weapon

The US military has significantly depleted its stockpile of key missiles during the war with Iran and created a “near-term risk” of running out of ammunition in a future conflict should one arise in the next few years, according to sources. https://cnn.it/4e1Y7zv

Faculty Defect From Texas Publics, Citing Censorship Fed up with the state’s censoring of Plato, Joan of Arc and Romeo and Juliet, humanities professors are leaving Texas public institutions in pursuit of academic freedom.

'Texas A&M philosophy professor Martin Peterson is leaving the university after administrators told him in January that he couldn’t teach Plato’s Symposium in his philosophy class; they said the ancient Greek philosopher’s work violated the system’s restrictions on gender and sexuality content.' 1/3

The worst poker player in the history of humanity.

The FBI director filing even a hypothetically meritorious defamation suit while in office would still be so improper as to be a same-day firing offense.

Ventures connected to the UAE's spymaster bought 49% of World Liberty Financial and used $2B of its USD1 stablecoin, directing hundreds of millions to the president, his sons, Steve Witkoff, and his sons.

Popesplaining

Amid quarrel with pope, Trump strips Miami charity of funding to house migrant kids The move comes amid rising tensions between the administration and American Catholics.

The Trump Admin has abruptly canceled an $11M contract with Catholic Charities to shelter and care for migrant children who enter the U.S. alone, ending a relationship between the Catholic Church and the U.S. government dating back to the first arrivals of Cuban exiles in South Florida.

4 years ago, then-Rep. Mike Waltz called on President Biden to make clear that Putin was an 'absolute war criminal.'

Today, he refused to even utter those words himself.

As one of Trump's top diplomats, his reversal speaks volumes.

Last month in The Onion:

JUST IN: John Eastman, the conservative attorney who helped devise President Trump's last ditch strategy to overturn the 2020 presidential election, has officially been disbarred, per the California Supreme Court:

Congrats to Gov. Steyer

BREAKING: The U.S. bishops’ Committee on Doctrine just issued a formal statement defending Pope Leo XIV's teaching authority on just war doctrine — less than twelve hours after JD Vance told a Turning Point USA crowd the pope should “be careful” talking theology.

This is a serious escalation.

Alexa, show me who saved Biden's campaign in South Carolina.

Governor Newsom issues proclamation setting special election for California Congressional District 14 | Governor of California

Newsom announces Aug 18th special election to fill remainder of Swalwell's term

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Warner Herzog would make a documentary about the campaign - but he'd covertly frame it as a buddy road trip film.

Two of the them should run for president. The third astronaut and the Canadian dude could hype up the rally crowds.

I remember him! That was big story back in the day. I probably heard your wrap on KCBS. If I recall correctly, the last WWI veteran *globally* was a British guy.

The Baltimore Banner’s parent nonprofit acquires the Pittsburgh Post-Gazette The acquisition, which will take effect May 4, is the latest example of a metro daily transforming into a nonprofit to survive.

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My dad remembers watching the Bronxville 4th of July parade when he was little (probably late 1940s) and seeing a sole Civil War veteran in the procession.

Who knows? Could have been same guy!