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Posts by Catherine 🌷

Tortellini

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it is deeply incurious to think that no one has ever needed to merge files before 2022

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all the wrong people get blacklisted: exhibit 489595

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hey kids, did you know that you can completely ignore Platner for the rest of your life with this one neat trick?!

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everyone who voted for him should be on the terror watchlist

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right? three different Theys

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i’m all in on CDs and DVDs. i even still have a VHS player

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Smashed Patel

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just saw someone call Kash Patel “J Edgar Boozer” and need to lie down

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blimey this is evil

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kayfabe. centrists are doing to him what he did to tomi lahren—making fetch a thing. plants, all of them.

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Friendly reminder that "gulp" is with a hard G. i once said "julp" as my bullies were closing in and it only made matters worse

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[Walking into the bank]

I see debt people

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A golden retriever has both paws up at a bank teller’s window.

A golden retriever has both paws up at a bank teller’s window.

“Are you the branch manager?”
“Yes I am, how can I help you?”
“I would like two branches, please.”
“How would you like that?”
“Two big sticks, four little sticks.”

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*not The Onion

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thank you Sooz!!!

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counterdrug? is that like bacitracin? (don’t correct me)

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a brown tabby cat sitting on a blanket between two legs and staring into the morning sun.

a brown tabby cat sitting on a blanket between two legs and staring into the morning sun.

the same scene but now the cat is looking up to the camera.

the same scene but now the cat is looking up to the camera.

Pavel, it’s my birthday!

woman, why are you grading at 5am?

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ime tech bros were like that even before ai

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“we count those”

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where they draw the line, i mean.

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because we’re already talking about protesting fascists—if they weren’t that bad then no one would protest them. why not protect yourself? i’m laughing bc of where you draw the line.

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you shouldn’t have to oppose an oppressive regime lmao

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“Over on Twitter, they’re” shhhhh. Shhh.

Shh.

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a man wearing glasses and a tie says this better not awaken anything in me ALT: a man wearing glasses and a tie says this better not awaken anything in me
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boiling a lake isn’t worth it

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i should get this! thank u for sharing. i’ve always struggled with What to Eat for Breakfast, and i’m always happiest with a version of what i had in the DR. lately i’ve been having coffee, lots of fruit, black bean stew and rice, plantain, corn arepa,… the feast keeps me going all day.

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that’s just their editorial board. ba dum ching

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this is just common sense

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