Tortellini

it is deeply incurious to think that no one has ever needed to merge files before 2022

all the wrong people get blacklisted: exhibit 489595

hey kids, did you know that you can completely ignore Platner for the rest of your life with this one neat trick?!

everyone who voted for him should be on the terror watchlist

right? three different Theys

i’m all in on CDs and DVDs. i even still have a VHS player

Smashed Patel

just saw someone call Kash Patel “J Edgar Boozer” and need to lie down

blimey this is evil

kayfabe. centrists are doing to him what he did to tomi lahren—making fetch a thing. plants, all of them.

Friendly reminder that "gulp" is with a hard G. i once said "julp" as my bullies were closing in and it only made matters worse

[Walking into the bank]

I see debt people

A golden retriever has both paws up at a bank teller’s window.

“Are you the branch manager?”
“Yes I am, how can I help you?”
“I would like two branches, please.”
“How would you like that?”
“Two big sticks, four little sticks.”

*not The Onion

thank you Sooz!!!

counterdrug? is that like bacitracin? (don’t correct me)

a brown tabby cat sitting on a blanket between two legs and staring into the morning sun.

the same scene but now the cat is looking up to the camera.

Pavel, it’s my birthday!

woman, why are you grading at 5am?

ime tech bros were like that even before ai

“we count those”

where they draw the line, i mean.

because we’re already talking about protesting fascists—if they weren’t that bad then no one would protest them. why not protect yourself? i’m laughing bc of where you draw the line.

you shouldn’t have to oppose an oppressive regime lmao

“Over on Twitter, they’re” shhhhh. Shhh.

Shh.

boiling a lake isn’t worth it

i should get this! thank u for sharing. i’ve always struggled with What to Eat for Breakfast, and i’m always happiest with a version of what i had in the DR. lately i’ve been having coffee, lots of fruit, black bean stew and rice, plantain, corn arepa,… the feast keeps me going all day.

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that’s just their editorial board. ba dum ching

this is just common sense