#Everton

A 2025 tweet from LCFC Shitposting: "dressed in black for Everton's funeral"

14 months after this tweet, Everton are set to be *checks notes* two divisions above Leicester

Meanwhile back on the old place a fruit loop former footballer has stayed up late and is arguing with an AI bot. The irony of his last line.

I wonder if there is becoming a reluctance to use the word concussion now due to the fixed timescale of unavailability

When's he said he hates Everton? He said Everton was the best team he ever played for.

Also heard Delap. Not the answer.

I thought for the 2nd tarky was held down by vvd and a n other and couldn't jump will have to watch it back later. Our more pressing problems are upfield

This

Agree the ref was only interested in them getting 3.pts

Everton v Liverpool ‘Twas the night before derby day and all was absolutely poisonous in workplaces, houses, bars and WhatsApp groups across L postcodes and way beyond. Mostly because Liverpool couldn’t be a one club cit...

Everton v Liverpool preview on @grandoldteam.com, lad. It’s that time.

www.grandoldteam.com/2026/04/18/e...

Dogs knackered like,😅

Sheff Wed

This is excellent

Yes is winning on 58%

Mail is running a poll on whether the UK should rejoin the EU.

Takes seconds to vote and it's going hilariously well...

www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article...

*dour not sour autocorrect

Same didn't want him back either. Cant fault what he has done though. And to be fair I think he's more mature more experienced and more charismatic less sour than Moyes MK1

Kiernan Dewsbury-Hall scores for Everton in their 2-2 draw at Brentford

Late downpour + Kiernan Dewsbury-Hall + photographic excellence from Matthew Child = this

20kg impressive would like to do similar. I'm going low carb again worked for me before but did you do anything else and wondered about the jabs as an extra help.

Yeah can do that but I just prefer to spend what I'm prepared to lose beforehand and before the ale kicks in

By my bets I mean your bets.

Do all my bets before I leave the house. Enjoy the rest of the day. If you break even you are winning in life.

I don't know what to call it. It was just a sheer drop.off the side of the road. Spanish building regs

This reminds me holiday 89 estartit with 5 mates met some girls* we all hired mopeds 2 of the girls lost control and fell down a ravine. 2 of my mates spent the rest of the holiday visiting their birds In a Spanish hospital 20km away. *From hull. Filthy

Hot Fuzz on ITV just started that's me for another bottle.

"Tuesday will be Power Plant Day, and Bridge Day, all wrapped up in one, in Iran. There will be nothing like it!!! Open the Fuckin' Strait, you crazy bastards, or you'll be living in Hell"

On bench. Neither gone full strength. #fuckoffmoyes

Yeah VAR next season.

Should be fine with those 2. Ndiaye might be the one

Hasnt garner just signed a new contract

They don’t make adverts like the used to!

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