A clear warning to Vance.

This is the best time of year to
Live in this crazy state.

Melania: I never cut child in half with sword. I never do this.

The entire USA: what?

Melania: not me.

For legal and other reasons we often have to choose our words carefully here.

Me blocking someone.

It’s amazing how restaurants we love become like family. When I was a teenager I didn’t understand why “Norm!” was more than a joke. I get it now. I hope you can find a new place that suits you as well as this Thai place did.

If Cuba is not in a hurricane zone, then neither is Florida.

Oh boy.

Generation X is famous for being latchkey kids who raised themselves in the 1970’s and 80’s. Why were we latchkey kids, you ask? Because both parents worked. So no, this ain’t it.

This is so true. It’s like the 2008 election happened in a different country.

Victims of the convicted sex offender Jeffrey Epstein raise their hands during Attorney General Pam Bondi’s appearance before the House Judiciary Committee. Photograph by Roberto Schmidt / AFP / Getty

You’re next Pam — the House Oversight Committee has questions about your cover-up

Don’t let the door hit you on the way out, Kristi Noem.

Moskowitz: "Let me congratulate the former Homeland Security Secretary on her appointment to be the Shield of Americas, which I'm pretty sure the president came up with when he watched the last Avengers movie"

Fuck Toronto

I’m glad Guentzel spent today in Tampa.

His career is almost certainly over, and deservedly so.

Unbelievable. His career is over, and deservedly so.

This is a normal reaction. This is a healthy response.

Damn straight.

Norm MacDonald: Better Than Ezra YouTube video by TheNormExperience

Still one of the best Norm Macdonald jokes:
www.youtube.com/shorts/Zyaf1...

That’s good news!

It’s tiresome how the rest of the Atlantic keeps winning though.

Regulation win too, so no loser point for stinking Florida

The son of a veteran who died in 2024 says Alex Pretti, who was fatally shot by a Border Patrol agent in Minneapolis, Minnesota, was his dad's ICU nurse and read out a final salute after his father's death.

FYI: Dems in the senate can't defund ICE. ICE is funded by the Big Ugly Bill. Shutting down DHS on this vote wouldn't touch ICE, but it would shut down FEMA, TSA, Coast Guard, etc. Shutting down ICE requires taking back Congress in the midterms. Dismantling DHS requires the White House in 2028.

It’s so embarrassing. What happened to us?

Trump reaching new lows: only 37% approval & 71% of adults say the country is out of control.

-27 points underwater on inflation
-10 points underwater on immigration
-7 points underwater on handling crime

Plus, only 9% support using military force to seize Greenland.

2026 is going to be a very dark year for US foreign policy, where everything that was built over many decades by leaders for collective security is torn apart by one madman, but only because people in his own party remain silent.

Frank Sinkwich was the first Heisman Trophy winner in the history of the SEC at Georgia, won the NFL MVP with the Detroit Lions, and is in the College Football Hall of Fame. So perhaps it is a good thing.