Get down with the sickness ( supporting genocide )

I noped away from that game when the devs decided a school shooting level was appropriate, so I can only assume they got the audience they deserve.

The correct term is land bastards. It's gender neutral and more accurate.

"Oh it tastes great if you cook it with lots of sugar." Yeah, so do most things.

Lazy messiah, no new content drop in millennia.

I have to tell my orange son that he can't have the food I'm preparing because it is literally toxic to him. He will usually respond by running off to chew on something else inedible, usually plastic.

Death Machine mentioned!

NASA people are such dorks, I love it.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?
Half a worm in your apple.

What's blue and smells like red paint?
Blue paint.

"If dog smaller than cat then not real dog."

Bored of web browsers rendering images for you? Abuse alt text to add extra steps and reduce accessibility.

Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy
But here's my labyrinth
I stole your baby

Imagining a child heaving a fully grown Komodo dragon out of a first floor window.

Can we re-read text messages from the tablet yet? It's very hard to read them in time when you have terrible vision like me.

Wow I didn't realise the Tom Clancy game name generator I wrote in C years ago was AI.

Trick question, he says it in every film he's been in since Ghostbusters.

The scarecrow sequences in Asylum were top tier, especially the morgue.

If your training data doesn't include Bloodninja it is incomplete, this is true for humans and bots.

We need to keep the kids safe, how?
Lifelong trauma?
Sounds good, have it on my desk by Friday.

Fine, but you have to take care of my orange son after I'm gone.

That kind of beautiful writing deserves a wishlist.

Unreal Tournament 2004 is now available for free.

...well, I mean, you probably could've grabbed a GOG offline installer out the back of a truck earlier, but NOW it's Official/Legally Free and has the in-development community patch packed in for ongoing support. www.oldunreal.com/downloads/ut...

That's why you should never put anyone on a pedal stool.

I don't know why this exists, but I'm happy it makes you happy.

Sainsbury's in the UK have added a feature to their app which will tell you which aisle an item is in, an absolute killer feature to counter supermarkets constantly moving things around.

What are you gonna do, stab me?
Man who was stabbed.

Your clickbait posting is on point, but it needs more caps and random punctuation.

Aw poor hard done by lawyer, having to read an odd number while charging thousands to complete some forms.

Any time I see a game advertised on FB I just assume it's a scam or some mobile live service slop.
This probably isn't fair, but FB has poisoned the well by allowing crap to spread for so long.