When authoritarianism is on the rise, you can count on the richest, least vulnerable men on the planet to be the biggest cowards.

i was told that when it’s the end of the world as we know it that i would feel fine

liars

That bot dm me just now. I’ll contact your alt

If you don't tell your kids that chocolate milk comes from brown cows and strawberry milk comes from pink cows, are you even a real parent bro?

"The growing season is over," I say sadly as I put my dick away.

Trader Joe’s >>> Traitor Joe’s

America is so broken 💔

and social media is partially to blame

i don’t know how it gets fixed

and i am no longer hopeful

This place is deader than my sex life

The way some folk react when I mention my hobbies you’d think collecting toenail clippings was a more niche hobby than it is.

Her: I literally can not unlock the mind of a man.

Me: It's simple really. We're stupid and horny. Adjust your calculations accordingly.

Six months ago I had never believed in a conspiracy theory.

I now firmly believe Epstein was murdered and i hate trump even more for this.

*sigh*

🫶🏻

You’re so kind. Thank you ❤️🫶🏻

🙏🏼

I had one from Costco last night- much better 😂😂

Thank you, sweet girl. ❤️ you🫶🏻

Partially cloudy sunset over the Atlantic Ocean in South Carolina

taking a little break. be well, friends 🫶🏻

The worst chief justice of all time Move over, Roger Taney and Melville Fuller.

"Since the start of Trump’s second term, the Court has routinely allowed the administration to implement objectively unconstitutional actions by pretending that they’re simply making a narrow procedural ruling rather than blessing Trump’s wholesale destruction of democracy."

Women don’t fart, their buttholes just softly whisper “I’m fine”.

I mask my tears by sweating a lot.

We forge the chains we wear in life.

My Mom says I’m funny

Cloudy day at the beach still better than a sunny day in the office

“Nice rack!”

Me, looking at your spices

I love people who are highly aware of their worth but highly humble too and don't look down on people.

💯

N.W.A. releases “Straight Outta Compton” as a single today in ‘88 — after recording the album for a mere $12,000

“We were just trying to tell our truth,” said Ice Cube. “We had no idea it would become a battle cry for people who felt ignored, disrespected, or brutalized. But that’s what it became.”

I will fight any dog on hardwood floors.

I thought Beechwood was what you got from looking at bikinis near the ocean.

The tide is coming in

Wish I was, too