Yeah he promised to kill all the muggles...
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and I'm a muggle...BUT THE ECONOMY!
#funny #funnyvideos #comedy #sketchcomedy #harrypotter #trump

@jamesgunn.bsky.social Any chance of using Peacemaker as a way to intro other Charlton characters/Watchmen expys like The Question? And if so, what would your take on him be? And if you don’t have one in mind, would you like to hear mine? (Asking respectfully of course)

The hell you say!

Not all of Stone Cold Steve Austin’s post retirement ventures panned out. If this made you laugh, please feel free to like/follow/comment! #comedy #funny #meme #wwe #stonecold

NIP IT IN THE BUD!

Dave was later found dead behind the bar with a rictus grin on his face. No one saw it coming. #comedy #funny #batman #thebatman #dcu

@satmornpod.bsky.social Hey thanks for the follow! I look forward to checking out the show. I’m currently on season 10 of a Simpsons rewatch so this’ll dovetail nicely!

It’s Spider-Man’s boss yelling like always

GET ME PICTURES OF THE NIGHT BITCH OR YOU’RE FIRED

I think that if I wanted to make a truly original biopic, all I’d have to do is watch The Dewey Cox Story and just do the opposite of everything in it.

From now on as an act of manifesting, every time I hear someone talk shit about @jamesgunn.bsky.social I’m going to respond “Hey that’s my future boss you’re talkin’ about!” Probably followed by some “Eeyyy’s and Ohhhh’s” if I’m honest.

Palpatine really lost a lot of steam after Revenge of the Sith. #funny #comedy #starwars #palpatineplans

Man, FDR had his top scientists on this one.

Except for non-voters and pig people who voted for the pig

Happy Holidays 🎄✡️🍾🎁🕊️

What do I want for Christmas?

A mysterious manor in the Scottish countryside, a vast expanse of land, a library of vintage novels, a collection of the world’s rarest wines, an owl to deliver and retrieve my post, and my own personal pastry chef.

I'm really not that hard to shop for.

THIS is why Gimli got to blow the Horn of Helm Hammerhand! #comedy #funny #funnyvideos #lotr #lordoftherings

Your TOP GUN fighter tag is the last thing you ate. No more than two words.

GO.

“I’ve got target lock. GINGER COOKIE….FOX 2!”

Nancy Mace campaigning hard to represent the Congressional Asshole Caucus in the House.

Some folks just don’t know how to handle loss, knowhutimean? #funny #comedy #funnyvideo #ernest #heyvern

Live, Darkman, Live?

Does Durant somehow return again? Even more amazingly unharmed?

“What is it about the dark? What secret does it hold?!”

I’ve never felt so simultaneously excited and threatened before.

That scene in the Matrix Revolutions where they’re all looking at the code screen and going “What the hell’s going on in there?” while Smith replicates everyone in the Matrix? That’s what Twitter looks like from here.

Speed Dating Dracula: Thankfully he never had to admit to being married to three other women at the same time. #funny #funnyvideos #comedy #sketchcomedy #laugh TikTok video by Steven Trolinger

Speed Dating Dracula #funny #comedy #sketch #funnyvideo

www.tiktok.com/t/ZTY2u4nuc/

Seems a little perfunctory now but what the hell.

Waiting for Tommy’s agent a person can develop la grippe

When Tracy Chapman’s song Fast Car comes on the radio, that’s just God telling you you haven’t been sad enough today.

Hopefully there won’t be the dreaded Shakespearean 4th and 5th acts.