We’ve got a cannon in Columbus

As a reformed son of the Bluegrass, I can only imagine the way my people will butcher that pronunciation

I was at a children’s birthday party once listening to group of suburban moms complain about not being able to get car seats in and out of their giant SUV’s in garages. The look of collective hate I got when I pointed out that a minivan solves that problem still makes me smile

Boost your height by up to 2 inches! These built in lifts are so discrete they look just like regular shoes!

As a parent, I can’t stress how important it is to make sure your kids grow up to be insufferable to restaurant staff. It’s how you know you’ve raised them right.

Well sure, but did he stand on the mound weird?

Many countries aren’t real, but the Netherlands are far and away the least real.

You’re such a smug little prick.

Just an absolute goblin

“Suspected political message” lol.

He looked at me and said something in his foreigny talk

I generally have the captions on. I was watching rugby on Peacock this weekend and they were making me think I was going insane.

I don’t know that 511 tactical had kids sizes

Things I believe

✅Kyle can’t read

What would I do with the NYT here to explain to me that the man that was executed by the government’s goon squad actually wasn’t an angel?

That’s the name of man who pronounces the word ass with a long A despite not having a geographic reason to do so

I generally find it easy to not be condescended to. I behave in a mostly polite fashion and…that’s it. There’s no step 2.

I’m so much stupider than I was before reading this. Thanks!

Maybe the guy in charge of the company that made a chatbot that will generate CSAM if you ask it to should be held accountable for this in some way? Just a thought.

It was me. Whomp whomp

You can’t be a socialist. You’re shod and your bits aren’t out!

I generally know a little about a lot and I had no idea

It was all so obvious!

I live in Columbus. Those addresses are all about a 5 mile radius that happens to have a very dense Somali-American population so it’s completely unsurprising that childcare businesses in the area would be operated by Somali-Americans.

It’s the funniest thing he’s done in years. Too bad he has no idea.

I believe the headline shouldn read Lazy Student Ruins TA’s Career Instead of Completing Reading

I got my wages garnished for student loans while working a low wage manual labor job after the 2008 recession. I had to make food or rent decisions on a monthly basis for a little over 2 years. They’ll deserve every drop of anger sent their way after this.

I’m from eastern Kentucky and can confirm the welfare fraud is a popular career choice down there.

It’s awesome that you can have a tone of money even if you’re incapable of reading and thinking. Cool society we’ve built here.

This just in: Fire is hot. I’m not Santa.

Calvin Coolidge dressed up as a cowboy with monogrammed chaps

Calvin Coolidge went harder on the bit