This is a Tom and Greg B-plot

How do I make my timeline less earnest

This moved me

Every play against this Seahawks defense feels like getting chased by wild dogs.

Picture of a golf-tee peg puzzle commonly found at Cracker Barrel.

Cracker Barrel announces free gender affirming care for anyone who can solve this puzzle

Picture of a display case with two popcorn buckets with the face of the horror movie antagonist Megan.

Capitalism breeds innovation. The innovation? Fuckable popcorn buckets.

Big disruptive NT’s are under appreciated. Vince Wilfork and Tony Siragusa honorable mentions

I love this ad because it is pretty upfront that the output is utter trash and absolutely unnecessary.

The crunch and crumb of a Do-Rite cake donut in Chicago is unmatched.

Oh I’m so gucci

Sorry

So Italian I use the little salami paper as a cock ring

11 points and 19 of rebounds off her own bricks

Get ready for entirely preventable diseases to come back now that the mango Mussolini is in the White House

Chicago fans travel well

You got beat to the scoop here, Rap. Needs to foster some better sources in the Vatican.

Probably a good sign for your team when your NFL Draft coverage headline echoes the aftermath of a national tragedy.

‘Despite’ doing a lot of editorial work here. Can and should be argued that Musk’s endorsement of the AfD is because of the parties extremist views, not in spite of.

I asked Claude to do the same.

What they didn’t note is this is a SpaceX rocket.

Severance is a story about the most beautiful kind of love in the world, a man choosing his work wife over his actual wife.

I’m gonna need someone to get on here and post nothing other than Caleb Williams clips please.

Watch your eyes Mr. President

In this house we believe

I voted for Trump so that Ed Debevic’s waiters can use slurs again

Should definitely add @adamhoge.bsky.social to this. And maybe add @thecarm.bsky.social to this.

Top 5 fucked teams? I don’t think the 9ers make it in.

Cowboys
Giants
Browns
Panthers
Jags

Image of article from the nation covered by 5 ads running simultaneously.

This isn’t news but the internet fucking sucks now.

Prime Video’s entire catalog is curated to be things that you can watch with your dad.

dril is the only one that matters