How are you so damn handsome though? 😍
Posts by Capt. Spike 2099
I really enjoyed marauders
Love this energy for you
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Honestly, I don’t know if it really formed I guess? I thought it was about a response to the delivery stunt earlier this month, but maybe it didn’t end up building enough momentum
I agree with everything you’re saying 100% while it would also be highly unethical for me to drive right now and there is not walkable food here in this rain 😭
Better not ho
Yes
It’s my understanding there is a DoorDash boycott?… What would be the best way to get Jack in the box eggrolls delivered? Asking for a friend.
Not really, it’s for me. I want them.
The curse of being a high-quality off-center show during the streaming age ☠️
… I did an internet search for it based on this post and now I know what I’m doing tonight hahahaha
… not what I meant, but also same
Team nap 100% of the time tbh
… well I AM the kind of person who has a favorite live recording of Particle Man, so I feel that 🤣 (I am 100% serious, but I think you know that lol)
I somehow missed that this exists, thank you so much. I’m going to listen to it this exact moment.
Look, I do gobble them down like — *sounds of the mic being turned off*
No one should be in prison for weed.
Happy 4/20!!
And honestly, they could have their cake and eat it too. I’m sure they could release it on streaming and in theaters and it would still sell out movie houses for a week.
I think this is exactly why I wouldn’t mind it if it was a streaming thing? But turning it into a prestige theatrical event just feels so gross to me.
I just used the devil emoji in a way that had nothing to do with being horny and I feel like I deserve a ribbon
I dare say you have the perfect excuse 😈
Big ass this
I hate that I pretty much immediately came up with an answer to this. How dare you for putting that in my head.
/s lolololol
I’m not gonna order 30… But I might let myself have six 🙊🤣
I know it’s because of the day, but holy crap I want their egg rolls so freaking bad right now
That’s exactly the spirit in which I made the joke in the first place, that sounds perfect! ❤️
(also while I am being humorous about my intake, please don’t take this as a sign of support for that band)
I smoked two joints and then I smoked two joints, now I’m smoking two more
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Apropos of nothing, I really want to eat like 30 Jack-in-the-Box eggrolls right now