Happy 8th birthday to my amazing child! I'm sorry your dad's such a screw up. #woops

I met a cat. It was a good day.

Today I learned that for under $30 they will just mail you almost 7lbs of popping Boba. Wild. #boba

I think I saw a celebrity at the park. Naturally I didn't speak to them because that would have been weird.

I do not like making baklava.

Check out this bird I found stowing away in the middle of the ocean.

Apparently cat activation sounds are a thing now?

Time to reboot Time Square.

Check out this cat. He's a moody boy.

Check this out. I'm about to have blueberries!

Old man dog #dog

Check out this cat. #cat #voidcat

My next post will be in 189 days. Enjoy this photo of a dog until then.

Check out this cat on a leash.

Hi everyone! Check out this dog.

My name is short. Yet I am tall.