Surprise Inspection is a top-tier Late Night segment, love the way that show brings writers to the forefront.

sigh

Good for you, man! Keep it rolling!

15 boards???

A photo of an ice cream machine with a sign reading, "Anything is possible with ice cream." Beneath that is a hand lettered sign reading, "No ice cream".

2026 basically

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An AIPAC super PAC spent ~2 million on anti-Malinowski ads bc, while generally pro-Israel, he expressed openness to conditions on aid. But they didn't openly attack on Israel; they attacked from left on other issues. Now Mejia, a progressive Dem, may win

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30 Rock: “The Funcooker” (s3e14)
(Written by Donald Glover!)
Parks & Rex: “Hunting Trip” (s2e10)
“Flu Season” (s3e2) (tie)
Arrested Development: “Pier Pressure” (s1e10)

A performance like tonight is fitting for the “OG was snubbed” crowd. Such a presence in these kind of games.

I think he’s reading your posts

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I still might throw up

Kinda sucks how one day you’ll post stuff like “does the Grinch use the toilet?” and then the next it has to be “I reject those who worship death”

Hellllll yeah

Those two are so good together. If the Knicks ever tried to trade Hart, pretty sure Brunson and the entire fanbase would walk.

Waiting for Guffman is on TCM right now.

I never noticed the Judy Tenuta t-shirt before.

o7

Wants a Santa in the streets, but a freak in the bed

*contract move

Well, sure. He also has way less of a bat. I assume it’s mostly a defensive/contact move. Nimmo had 5 years left, only 2 for Semien.

Either way, I’ll miss Nimms 🙁

Semien

Huh. Defense/run prevention move? Plus he has good speed

We’ve all been there. Felt like I was losing my mind at points during those days.

Some days just reminding myself to take it one step/moment/day at a time would help settle my fraying stress & nerves. To…varying levels of success

Either way, it sounds hokey, but it does get better. Good luck!

(Unfortunately)

Top 5 Ryan rant of all time.

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