Been re-watching Gurren Lagann recently. Might inspire me to Luigi the Gov't.

Feels good

There's worms in you, and I put them there. Me. I did.

Tell you what I’m loving this monkey bread MONKEY MONKEY MONKEY

When does it stop being an "OC" and start being a "lucrative job drawing porn"?

Is it hot to rip a politicians throat out with your teeth? Asking for a friend

I'm going back to drinking cigarettes, it's easier that way

A scene:

It's 2am on what is now Saturday. You've been playing with the same CoD Black ops 2 team for 4 straight hours because one of you had a mic, and the rest decided to join in. They've all added your gamertag

There is no quicker way to make life-long friends.

#nostalgia #CoDblackops2

It's still okay to punch Nazi's. Especially ones that think it's okay to show it on stage and out loud.

#tagwalls #punchfacists

In other news, it's incredibly easy to move to a place not experiencing a government wide stroke.

I personally recommend one of the Nordic countries.

Heh, I wouldn't go in THERE for a while if I was you!

I'm gonna start a lewd B-sky account. I won't link it, and after this post, I won't acknowledge it. But it'll be out there.

I like to spam post so I get identified as a bot

Fuck guys, Watch Dogs feels kinda cute now doesn't it?

I tire of seeing news about the torment nexus.

I crave the random porn of what's hot

Remember, kids:

Sparklers are made of thermite!

Not to sound pretentious, but...

Rivers do not stay their banks, fields become forests, and mountains eventually turn to sand. There is no such thing as stasis. Stagnation only comes from disruptions to the cycle. If you wish to be "Great again" you only prevent yourself from being great tomorrow

You guys know we could just kill them, right? There's so many of us and so few of them. Money isn't bulletproof

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The Three Stages of Life:

1. Olives are disgusting.

2. I don’t mind olives.

3. I must inhale all of the olives.

calling the great lakes
“big naturals”

mining for worms in the compost bin

Let's be honest, the upcoming administration is made of sad adult men with fragile egos. I think the best weapon we have against them is baseless high-school style gossip

Start some rumors, people, really let your mean girl out. I'm thinking general appearance and weak masculinity are good targets

Here I stand skeeting into the void, who will answer?

Horp gorp

Not now babe I’m skeeting

I've come to the conclusion that as you walk your journey through life, you come to a fork in the road. Both answers lead to the same places, and both are equally valid

Megatron and Magneto are right

Optimus and Charles are right.

Sometimes whne I'm anloe U Rey ui fijkker hermp..... yeah

Filled with ravioli

Cuss words, now in liquid form

Alright, Blue Sky, what's the next puppet we're getting weird over. Personally, I vote for the dad in Between the Lions

@aoc.bsky.social Any politician who's been through the Alf-ening with us is a good politician