damn girl, are you a tiny chunk of cat food? because i just accidentally ate you off a cutting board because i thought you were a banana bread crumb. i don't think i'm doing this format right

i would like to be one of those nature guys but there are too many ticks these days

Im gonna start calling vibe-coders "Reginos" from now on.

every second i can't scroll i put one more second into building My Device. and do you know what happens when the device is completed?

an ice t tweet that reads "I refuse to connect to the fuckin CLOUD!"

it's this for me

German photographer Christian Vieler captures the hilarious moments when dogs try to catch treats mid-air. [📹 vieler. photography]

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bro you look incredible. have you been eating protein doritos or something?

new bug discovered in everyone’s backyards its the squinchworm and its very dangerous

Three panel comic. Panel 1: scene from the movie Aliens; Ripley is in a mech suit and delivers her iconic line: “get away from her, you bitch!” Panel 2: the xenomorph queen lunges at Ripley in the robotic suit and they engage in a fight. Panel 3: later, the xenomorph queen is standing in the shower, mid wash. She says, “‘it takes one to know one, honey.’ That’s what I should have said.”

you guys ever think about how caterpillars turn into primordial ooze in their cocoon before their metamorphosis into butterflies

Anyone wanna see the funniest 12 seconds that include a murder?

I hate that saying “if you know you know” because no I don’t know

Troutman @robotrowboat Boss: Let's put this matter aside for the time being Me: [looking around nervously] Can only you see the time being? Boss: Huh? Me: Is it standing near me? Boss: Who? Me: [on verge of panic attack] The time being 6:33 PM 06 Jan 18

This damn post has absolutely ruined my brain every time I hear someone mention "for the time being." Major kudos to the poster, if I ever meet you in person I will congratulate you and then punch you in the face.

Gena Rowlands on the phone saying, "I'm sorry I sound calm. I assure you I'm hysterical."

there isn't much documentation of the Basque–Icelandic pigeon language that formed among whalers in the 1600s but at least we know these phrases

we’ve moved on to Vanlife (tm). Next, living in derelict sailboats

a drawing of a goblin who is on all fours and wearing a snail shell and a pointed black hat.

Choochoo! It's time for the goblin snail train again!

If you have a goblin to join the goblin snail train, please comment them below!

This time I'll try to edit them all into one train if that is ok!!

I have never seen an albino fry-up like this in the wild before.

3 stars is good actually

guy whose says "liminal" too much found dead at the end of a normal hallway

Ask not for whom the keys jingle;
it jingles for thee

This has been in my head all day to make and I made it so now you have to see it

they are adding a sixth stage to grief called monkey mode

I’m wearing my long shorts and some son of a bitch just passed me wearing longer shorts

WIRECUTTER Microplastics Are Everywhere. Here's How to Avoid Eating Them.

Ok step one is to make them look less delicious

Photo of a western gray squirrel in a V of the trunk and large branch of a moss covered big leaf maple. there is a spray of ferns growing out of the moss below. the squirrel is facing the camera looking slightly to the left.

Western Gray Squirrel in peak PNW setting checking in for #SquirrelSaturday #mammals #becurious 🦊

A leafhopper bot

Bender Bending Rodriguez

A Tomy Hootbot

A bat bot

Some #MarchofRobots pieces from this day in previous years