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Posts by MALÖRT QUEEN 👑- ベロニカ

Wow I was drunk and tired af and thought this was bout the bar. But yes, Chocopro is amazing! If you ever get to Japan set reminders to check for tickets a month before you arrive. There's so few and the seats go first!

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Here's the place! He called it a "NJPW Sanctuary". maps.app.goo.gl/LJkvNDD4zX6i...

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General Chocopro chaos

General Chocopro chaos

Janken battle at Chocopro

Janken battle at Chocopro

"The Kid and the Squid" pose

"The Kid and the Squid" pose

Soy and Mai gawking in awe during their match

Soy and Mai gawking in awe during their match

Oh yeah also we were at Chocopro tonight if this izakaya miracle wasn't enough

10 hours ago 14 0 1 0

I'm so grateful. The pro wrestling gods really smiled on us today. Borders are fake but pro wrestling is a real universal language. I love being alive, I love my husband. I love Puroresu.

10 hours ago 18 0 0 0

This was truly random . We managed to walk into the biggest wrestling bar in Yokohama and make many friends. We mentioned it was our honeymoon and the owner insisted we not pay.

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The huge quantities of food from the owner.

The huge quantities of food from the owner.

Interior, so many fucking wrestling signatures on placards.

Interior, so many fucking wrestling signatures on placards.

Detail shot of ANTONIO FUCKING INOKI's signatt

Detail shot of ANTONIO FUCKING INOKI's signatt

The boys and regulars we were popping. The owners is seated in the middle

The boys and regulars we were popping. The owners is seated in the middle

We watched through all over the history of Hiroshi Tanahashi video and joked about stuff. His buddies pointed out the autographs on the ceiling and walls, and we shared photos on our phones. They spoke just bout as much English as I did japanese, but we managed to chat all night.

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We gave us a couple of hi balls and Greg and I quietly resigned ourselves to a couple of drinks and some konbini dinner later on, but the owner got up partway through and asked us if we were hungry. He made us a MOUNTAIN of kushikatsu, cooked burdock root, and fried rice. We fucking feasted.

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He turned off the action movie and immediately pulled up a summary video of Wrestle Kingdom. He and his buddies at the bar were SHOCKED every time we knew an NJPW wrestler. We were popping the uncs ALL NIGHT! Each time we pointed out an old NJ guy they'd look at each other and go "they know that?"

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I turned back to the entrance saw the wall was wall plastered with photos of NJPW wrestlers. I pointed at one and went "oooh, Naito!" And the owner immediately stopped us from leaving and implored us to sit down. He told us we should drink and let us order a couple of hi-balls.

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We got to the door of a tiny little izakaya and it said "cash only" on the door. We both hesitated, but decided "fuck it" and opened the door. There were maybe 5 people inside watching some Dwayne Johnson slop. The owner began explaining they close in an hour and started to show us out until.....

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Greg and I just arrived in Yokohama this evening (after Chocopro). It was just after 10 pm and this town was DEAD. Like, "try to find food after 8 pm in a business park" type dead. We even got turned away from an Izakaya, but Greg had a spot he wanted to try that was open til midnight.

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Just had the most magical intercultural pro wrestling moment of our lives

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The best part of ojiisan number 1 was that he was puttering around trying to help other foreigners with bus directions and he fully stopped what he was doing to roast Greg. It was awesome.

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Talkative ojiisans have been my favorite part of this trip. This old guy in Odawara pointed at Greg's Kamen Rider shirt and called him an otaku and another one on the Ginza line bragged about his daughter's four children. Hell yeah.

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Greg and I sitting in Lady Kitty's Carriage at Sanrio Puroland. Greg is dressed almost identically to...

Greg and I sitting in Lady Kitty's Carriage at Sanrio Puroland. Greg is dressed almost identically to...

Tomohiro Ishii and Yoshi Hashi sitting in Lady Kitty's Carriage at Sanrio Puroland, from the YTR VTR video.

Tomohiro Ishii and Yoshi Hashi sitting in Lady Kitty's Carriage at Sanrio Puroland, from the YTR VTR video.

I've been waiting for this moment for months.

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Hyper Misao of #TJPW 🤼

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WE HAD TOMO TOO

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The Mandalorian and Grogu are at WrestleMania!

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If you're a woman get the push ups GET THE PUSH UPS AND THE SANDWICH JUST DO IT

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M-muscle..... Girls.......ba....r.........💀

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[waking suddenly from a deep slumber]The Mandalorian and Grogu are at Wrestlemania!

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A life size standee of Bruno Mars at Shibuya Tower Records.

A life size standee of Bruno Mars at Shibuya Tower Records.

Can't stop thinking about this standee of Bruno Mars that looks like he's a guest character on the next Like A Dragon game.

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A gorgeous Japanese garden and pond.

A gorgeous Japanese garden and pond.

Incredible sights in downtown Tokyo. All this beauty and BTS's soundcheck blasting out of the Tokyo Dome next door.

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Every gay friend group

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happy thursday folks

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LETS GOOOOO

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action/platformer speedruns: yea we have to do 100 frame perfect tricks to clip through all these sections and it's all skill based and precise practice and speed

old jrpg speedruns: WE HAVE TO TORTURE THE GAME BY RIPPING ITS SOUL OUT AND REPLACING IT WITH DR MARIO TO FORCE IT TO DO OUR BIDDING

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A small ceramic figure of a chibi style wrestler with blonde hair, bangs, and a handle bar mustache. He wears black trunks and is pointing up

A small ceramic figure of a chibi style wrestler with blonde hair, bangs, and a handle bar mustache. He wears black trunks and is pointing up

Greg and I came so close to picking up this ceramic figurine we spotted in an America-mura resale shop until we learned it was *not* Stan Hansen, but Hulk Hogan.

1 week ago 10 0 0 0

Japan so far has a 100% hit rate of bathroom toilet paper coming from the front of the roll and not from behind. Keep it up.

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A picture of a rat at a toy xylophone labeled "Neil banging out the tunes April 13, 2006"

A picture of a rat at a toy xylophone labeled "Neil banging out the tunes April 13, 2006"

It is the 20th anniversary of Neil banging out the tunes. Music lives forever.

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