[waking suddenly from a deep slumber]The Mandalorian and Grogu are at Wrestlemania!

A life size standee of Bruno Mars at Shibuya Tower Records.

Can't stop thinking about this standee of Bruno Mars that looks like he's a guest character on the next Like A Dragon game.

A gorgeous Japanese garden and pond.

Incredible sights in downtown Tokyo. All this beauty and BTS's soundcheck blasting out of the Tokyo Dome next door.

Every gay friend group

happy thursday folks

LETS GOOOOO

action/platformer speedruns: yea we have to do 100 frame perfect tricks to clip through all these sections and it's all skill based and precise practice and speed

old jrpg speedruns: WE HAVE TO TORTURE THE GAME BY RIPPING ITS SOUL OUT AND REPLACING IT WITH DR MARIO TO FORCE IT TO DO OUR BIDDING

A small ceramic figure of a chibi style wrestler with blonde hair, bangs, and a handle bar mustache. He wears black trunks and is pointing up

Greg and I came so close to picking up this ceramic figurine we spotted in an America-mura resale shop until we learned it was *not* Stan Hansen, but Hulk Hogan.

Japan so far has a 100% hit rate of bathroom toilet paper coming from the front of the roll and not from behind. Keep it up.

A picture of a rat at a toy xylophone labeled "Neil banging out the tunes April 13, 2006"

It is the 20th anniversary of Neil banging out the tunes. Music lives forever.

We popped the guy at Bar 2.99 in Osaka by mentioning we were going to DDT, Choco Pro, and TJPW in the next week or so. We also showed him our wedding entrance photos. Neat little bar, wish we had sat at the counter earlier and been a little less tired.

Shout out to the Osaka mice. Pls don't get stepped on by all the handsome hosts and hostesses.

If you ever want the longest piss of your life chug one (1) Pocari Sweat, then drink two (2) lemon sours, and then walk a mile to the local mall.

The dk barrel mug in question

A crown on a coronation type pillow

Omg I forgot to mention, Greg left his DK souvenir mug at the Waterworld show yesterday (which rocked). It was the last show of the day so later we visited the USJ lost and found, tag teamed using technology to communicate when and where it was lost, and they RETURNED IT ON A RED PILLOW LIKE THIS

Managed to cobble my way through the tiniest Japanese small talk when paying for dinner. Greg spotted a CMLL show poster on the wall and the owner said he went to that show. I said I liked pro wrestling and I want to go see them someday. All in Japanese! Holy shit!

The island of Myst

God fucking dammit, I watched it for too long and now I gotta get all these red and blue pages and I only have half a beer to sustain me. Someone tell Greg I'll be back in a few hours.

Went to a retro gaming bar in Osaka and the book to Myst was just... There???? It had the video and everything???

The Conan Edogawa and AI Habara meal which is a bowtie shaped sandwich and a drink. Also Greg had a beer.

I ate The Conan Edogawa meal. This place rocks.

We've arrived at USJ and I definitely cried A LOT during the Detective Conan 4D show. I love that smart little fucker and his friends so much.
Also they had a penny smasher!!!

Big Conan clap for orange juice

He's getting so big

I can STILL feel the turbulence from the 14+ hours of flights

We walked like zombies through rainy Dotenbori and came home with 7/11 onigiri and I was so exhausted I started crying again hearing Detective Conan's theme play on TV in the hotel room

I'll feel 1000x better once I escape Airport Hell

I legit started crying a little looking out onto the countryside outside of Narita as we landed- not just bc it took months to get to this day, but also bc it looked just like the landscapes you roll up as a 200m Katamari.

Greg and Vee chilling on the bed mode of their business class seats on a JAL plane

BED MODE plus blanket and Best Friends themed denim jacket.

A colorful spread of Japanese appetizers.

Greetings from above the Bering Sea! Greg and I got scooched to window seats bc it's our honeymoon and the very sweet JAL attendants have been doting on us all flight 😭

I’ve been thinking about this guy almost daily for ten fucking years. essentially my entire 30’s. when he finally croaks I imagine I’ll let out a sigh so deep it realigns my fucking spine

Black and while graphic that reads "IMPEACH TRUMP AGAIN", where a silhouette of the president giving a thumbs up is showcased Below in an orange box, it reads: TELL CONGRESS TO DO THEIR JOB: 202-224-3121

Call Congress and tell them to do their job:

202-224-3121

I don't know how I'll handle walking into a foreign country as a citizen of a nation that committed genocide this week, but Jesus Christ why am I talking about myself, he threatened to kill 90 million people, WHAT ARE WE DOING THIS IS HELL

Feels fuckin insane to start our honeymoon tomorrow. This is exactly the shit that gave me the biggest panic attack on election night in 2016 because I knew he was a fucking madman capable of nightmarish shit like this from the start. And all I can do is call my reps like usual. I hate it here.