Okay, so Pedophile Protector imposes stupid tariffs on imports. Business who import goods pass that cost on to consumers. Now, businesses that had to pay tariffs can apply for refunds from the government paid for by taxpayers. So businesses get paid twice and consumers/taxpayers get screwed twice?

To the #BigOrangeBaby:

According to news reports, you are coming to #Charlottesville tonight for some MAGA nonsense.

In the name of #HeatherHeyer (you remember her, right? The young woman your racist goons killed in 2017? #SayHerName), stay away. We don't want you. You've done enough damage.

It's becoming clearer to me that I shouldn't play at #BackgammonGalaxy (or anywhere, really) anymore because I'm too stupid to play the game.

2. I wish medical science could find a way to rip that thought (hope?) out of my head so that I'm not tormented by it every goddamn day.

Thanks to an incident in my first year of college, I spent my twenties inside of a thick shell to protect me from people, so I never learned how to socialize or date. Now that I'm older I know that "everybody has their special someone somewhere" is complete bullshit. cont'd

One down, one to go.

So now there's an Oscar for Casting Director but still nothing for stunt performers? SAD!

I think this is the first time that reading a book has sickened me.

Is it just me or does cooking oatmeal smell like burning tires?

So how is Markwayne Muller uniquely unqualified to run Fatherland Security?

Unless he inherited his father's bone spurs.

I just learned that "Coyote vs. Acme" will finally be coming out in August, 2026. Hooray!

"I won't start wars. I will end them" -- Sweet Potato Hitler.

Venezuela. Iran. What country's next to be bombed to distract 'Murica from the Epstein files, Mr. FIFA Peace Prize?

Has there been any attempt by the Pedophile Protector to justify starting a war against Iran? Is this making 'Murica great again?

@gailsimone.bsky.social Just a suggestion, if you wanted to contact your senator with it...

Singles Awareness Day is here again. The annual culmination of a six-week period where those who have loves in their lives throw it in the faces of those who do not and remind them of what freaks they are.

Glad to see the Pride Flag flying outside of Stonewall again, in defiance of Dear Leader.

Pam Bondi has to go.
Donald Trump had to go.
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@pirates.com I have been a fan of the Pirates for over 45 years. This has been increasingly difficult over the past twenty years or so thanks to the mismanagement of the team. But the way you've treated Cutch this past offseason may be the final straw. I may follow him if he signs somewhere else.

I'm thinking of writing a book called "Play Backgammon Well and Lose Often Anyway".

Hey, ICE, why don't you get out of Minneapolis and go hunt illegal immigrants in Texas or Florida? Or are you ready to admit that your "mission" has nothing to do with immigration but more about punishing areas that did not vote for Dear Leader? #FuckICE #FuckTrump #IStandWithMinneapolis

Dear President Pedophile Protector:

Where are the Epstein files?

A new low. We need to find that Gestapo agent, lock him up, throw away the key, bury the cell under 100 feet of rocks and build a gigantic thick wall around it with no openings. Then try him in a court of law.

So I'm reading David Burns' book "Feeling Good", and the message that I'm getting is "Depression, anxiety and anger are my own fault.". Is that too simplistic a read? #FeelingGood

Question: if the "leader" of a country goes into another country without a declaration of war and kidnaps the leader of that country, is that considered an international crime? Or a war crime? #AskingForAFriend

Dear Magic 8 Ball,
Will 2026 be as much of a Dumpster fire as the last, say, ten years have been?

*Shake shake shake*

"Signs point to yes "

Crap.

Happy Saturnalia, one and all.

They'll probably sink as soon as they hit the water.

I know I'm late, but Happy Solstice!

I don't think I need to consult Congress for this, but to beat the #TDS people to the punch, I am officially renaming a bathroom fixture in my apartment to "The Donald J. Trump Presidential Toilet". Why? Because it's full of shit, and so is he.
#KennedyCenter #DepartmentOfDegense #GulfOfMexico