Yeah, he’s the tailor 🤷🏻‍♀️

The FDA, which stands for the Food in Drugs Administration, is responsible for putting food in all of the drugs.

That makes sense.

🫂

Those pictures say MANY things but “failure” isn’t one of them 💜

Ohhh Felix no spicy sky raisins!!

The dog we had in my teen years picked a fight with a hornets nest, she nearly lost. She went from a svelt bully breed mix to looking like a shar pei in under 10 minutes when the welts started to connect. Luckily our vet was very close.

We are not fooled into their illusion of choice!!

But Saturn will soon get 3000+ TV channels!

I absolutely understand that, on the spectrum myself and SUPER anxious in general. So I also “rehearse” for Doctors appointments in my mind. Most of the time we barely end up touching on any of the very excellent points I’d come up with but find a solution or answer 😅

Met up with my friend Mixi and she took me to meet some other friends of hers. I’m alone with one and she goes “So how did you and Robin meet?” and I go “who the hell is Robin?” Mixi is Robin lmao

I do and don’t want the story behind Jizz Missile 😅

People can’t believe how vanilla my contacts list is compared to how insane I am. I’d forget folks real names entirely if I did that 🤦🏻‍♀️

I knew a guy called Skeeter but it wasn’t his government name, my best friend from high schools older sisters paperwork name was indeed Bambi though and I could not believe it.

Probably the sweetest kids you’ll ever meet lol

I think she’ll get it. Mine was asking if I experienced an aura before one and j said that I’d noticed the night prior to one lights would seem much brighter and more annoying to me than usual. She goes “that’s not aura but okay” 😅 I’m sure yours has heard a lot of different descriptions!

I think it’s more like broken STILL just not quite as broken as last Thursday

And I have middle aged adults making scenes when we meet up and they see me from across a public space and yell “PANTIIIIEEEEESSSS!!!” 😂

Oh yeah certain friends of mine and me will use the screen names that we met each other under even 25 years on now! I’m(SatansPanties) in a group text with Kisira_Anne and Freak279 😂

Eating butterflies or royalty?!? 😂

I wish I had a picture of the house that I lived diagonally from for years, it was also Pepto Pink!

Teeny

Tiny

Toad

What happened to his Jeep Wrangler and Ubering so quickly?!

Right?

Luckily the voters of New York know what they’ve got in her!! Sadly, not being a voter in New York all I can do is cheer her on and donate to her campaigns. Someday she’ll run on a nationwide level 🤞

The perfect red!! Gorgeous!

I’m picturing it, all of the Edward’s, Victoria’s, and Jameses flitting about!

a woman is covering her mouth with a paper bag and saying me . ALT: a woman is covering her mouth with a paper bag and saying me .

This alexandrite pendant!!! Holy shitballs!!

Ugh that’s a rough spot to be in.

My little herb starters that I repotted like the day before it froze again survived being covered and/or moved. They also seem to be happy with their transplanting in general, so maybe I’ll have some fresh herbs on hand this year 🤞

That really is “blue-black”! Well named.

Ohhhh! Older is different. My grown ass brother who was around 30 years old one called our Mom and was like “I bought this turkey lunch meat last week, is it still good?”

Mom was dumbfounded and said “How the hell should I know? Smell it!”

An adult that was not birthed by you asked you that??

Wow. Just wow.