When I saw that Practical Magic 2’s release day is September 11th, my first thought was “omg the same day Deborah Vance is at Madison Square Garden!” Anyways, yes, your brain can be both broken AND gay, children.

Hahah we’re so basic I love that for us

He’s 6 and over it if you couldn’t tell!

A very unimpressed yorkie sitting in front of a pillow that says “reserved for the dog”

This little monster’s birthday is actually 4/20

Awww thank you I’m just happy to hear you find me funny!

But does she prefer Vicki or Tori????

Beautiful. Like old country.

gOOdnight

Roe V. Wade is such a pretty name - I wonder what the V stands for. Violet? Vanessa? Vanna?

snoooooooze 🥱

Naked generic gay guy taking a selfie in his bedroom but angling so you only see his butt

I don’t really mind having my butt out in the ether for all of eternity tho 💁🏼‍♂️

Quinn Morgendorffer saying “I want to be a role model for all people, even the ones who need makeup really badly.”

Times up, tootsies

Sorry?

Y’all have 30ish minutes

And when I’m wrong just tell me I’m right! Thank yoooouuu

When he's right he's right

I’m not sure I follow

Oh heavens I’m not a monster!

Britney reacting to finding out Ryan Seacrest js NOT gay

Oh no I’m in trouble!!!

There should be a “skip to the shirtless pics” button on every gay guy’s social media profile just saying

Omg I thought I was the only one! I refer to is as reverse sad lol

In terms I can understand! Thank you!

No I never posted it lol

NYT mini crossword with hint “what people pay Extra for?” and me guessing cum. Gum was the correct answer :-/

So that’s a hard no…?

Tricia from Somebody Somewhere looking put off with her left hand on her hip

So y’all don’t follow me for my personality?????

Would you even care? Would it make a difference? Would a woodchuck chuck wood???

I’m sorta drunk but like what if I posted a naked picture for 30 minutes

Great! Lemme close that book then!

Baby just post a take and walk a way no one’s gonna read 18 follow up skeets about how you’re wrong lol you got everyone’s attention isn’t that enough??