My toxic trait is that I vastly overestimate the amount of fabric I need for any given project

CHICAGO:

Don't miss this pop up night of queer science silliness celebrating the launch of our org: You can be a part of local trans history (we hope!) 🏳️‍⚧️ 🧬

Tickets are limited - grab them while you can: www.eventbrite.com/e/transquake...

Boosting for visibility. After agreeing to put out a public statement as well as formal apology after meeting with organizers last Wednesday, Uptown Lounge backed out of their commitment.

Emergency protest tonight 4/20 @ 7:00pm

Doing a Bojack Horseman monologue Thursday, 8pm @ Charlie’s like 🐎🐴🎠

Tim Cook donated $1M to Trump’s inauguration.

He fawned over Trump and gifted him a 24-karat gold plaque (as Apple lobbied for tariff exemptions).

Apple donated to Trump’s White House ballroom.

And it removed ICE tracking apps from its stores following a demand from the DOJ.

Remember this.

“4/20? Um, I think you mean 1/5,” they said with four smoking implements in hand

SAY THAT AGAIN

༒𝔱𝔥𝔢 𝔥𝔞𝔲𝔰 𝔬𝔣 𝔠𝔯𝔬𝔰𝔰༒

my bitches look too good to only post on insta

I forgot hot peppers on my Italian beef. Chat do I jump?

ok plz delete Grindr you guys it’s now confirmed to be Israeli spy tech like I’ve been saying since 2023

Unit 02 walking towards gunfire

Neon Genesis Evangelion: Rebirth

Wait, I mean

congrjätulations! 🥹🫶

Finally can spill this 😭😭 If ya know me you know I’ve been working for this for awhile. AGHHHHHHHHH

SPJORK!!!!

Materials for at least three looks acquired + matching accessories + other basic sewing needs

AND

I can still get Portillo’s 🥹

Hehehe am I okay with permanently staining white velvet hehehe

It’s just me and my lil bag of Polyfill against the world 🥰

one thing about the haus of cross is they’re all going to be mugged down

sorry everyone, the Crosses stole all the beauty and there’s none left for anyone else anymore, this is just how it is now

HANG THIS IN THE LOUVRE

Close 2 Me by Rochelle Jordan into Girl Like Me by slayyyter why am I weirdly emotional today

Happy 4/20 from your fav Puff Puff continental plus elite dancer 😇💚

📸 by @tymeup.bsky.social

Happy drag birthday my love! 🫶😍

But at least I feel well-rested and have cute nails now

If only it was a weed-related holiday and I could smoke about it…

Hahah joke’s on me: I tried to be responsible last night and I still woke up late for the fabric store

Tickets for this will sell out fast - grab one while you can!

If you enjoyed Puff Puff Pageant the last two years; please consider tipping my Venmo!

This year was sponsored by my own pocket, so anything is appreciated 💛🤞

You
Do
Not
Hate
Congress
Enough