we could start a movement

sectionals should cost $40 and they should be effortlessly placed into any apartment through a series of large pneumatic tubes

Happy Mother 3 20th Anniversary day everyone

pickleball partner last night continually claimed I was right-handed despite clearly playing left-handed and holding the paddle up with my left hand and saying “oh I’m left handed too!” to her directly at the start of the game. still pretty worked up about it. please. being left-handed is all I have

just found out that the complex is actively building pickleball and racquetball courts

that monday feeling

being in your 30s is awesome. i'm looking at furniture for sale on websites and loving it!

i've spent no fewer than 5 hours looking for it over the past few days and i found it immediately after posting this. NEVER! STOP! COMPLAINING!

if pokopia doesn't show me where the last mysterious slate is i'm going to [SMILE AT] myself in a way that will be felt by seismometers in southeast asia

they can't stop me from looking at shelter cat images on my lunch break. try as they might

I was pretty committed to doing the whole weekend this year regardless and I hope some more of my goats make the lineup but getting to see pup, emperor x, and summerbruise is enough for me. thank you music

NEVER KILL YOURSELF

i can so clearly hear the post-match promo where the guy has to get on the mic walter style and announce that the winner of this match is "Halm Klonk"

been compiling a list of NXT names as a warm-up exercise. here’s the first crop:

Brendon Houch
Rebecca Gorn
Padley Handerson
Fountain Tendler
Chanceton Hanson
Pregory Grand
Kraigen Patience
Gressica Squib
Omniscient McKlain
Tapton Brickleberry
Runnar Quikley
Fabulous Kavanaugh

Leaf (Human)’s Plasma Grenade

now that 2/3 of all georgemere products have been good I think I’d honestly prefer this movie to be bad. its been a while. we haven’t had any true davidslop since before the advent of the novel coronavirus. have visenya fire ronnel arryn out of a cannon into vhagar’s mouth. it would be funny

my only fear regarding this is that I don’t have any real experience watching bad westeros content around strangers so I really might forget how to act and spend the whole movie cackling like cape fear

he’s bald as fuck. new levels of the stuff quite frankly!

exactlyyyyyyy

fucking hate when I go to the merch stand and I can’t tell if the person selling the stuff is in the band or not. I’m always like yeah I’ve been a fan of. you. or them. the band. for a long time. thank you I’ll take a mediun shirnt (drops my credit card and it rolls outside down into a sewer grate)

its been a pretty good year for me so far all things considered but I really think the top 2k26 moment so far might be the sentence “he’s bald for an amazing reason”

this is why we fuck with you elizabeth you always know the perfect thing to say!

got approved and signed the lease for the apartment I wanted

thinking about how jimmy johns used to offer sprouts, and the warnings about how “our sprouts are an e coli factory that are GUARANTEED to give you terminal jumbo diarrhea” were prominently built into the decor. we miss the sprouts. we need them back as an option. we’ve run out of mountains to climb

fest lineup announcement this week. this is where it all turns around for me

I hate to say this on men in black alien attack’s 26th birthday but as far as inferior competitors go, the buzz lightyear blaster ride is pretty good

2013 or whenever it came out was roughly five years ago 🙂‍↕️

👇 swimming anime from vampire times 👇

how about you Connect 4 car batteries to your ass,