The Ring is so Ccru coded

Going all in on Hegel this year

Yes

Started going to the YMCA to meet girls but apparently no one under the age of 60 swims in the pool

1984

Then you have to pretend like China is 5 seconds from total collapse and their constant winning is only temporary

Being a writer for foreign policy magazines must be so blackpilling because you spend all day proposing ideas that will improve the world but they'll never be implemented because the US is too evil

Made the mistake of knowing how to do my job so now random people are asking me to help them and giving me more work

Joining the dark side by getting into phenomenology

Just wanted an easy pre vacation work week but instead I get hit with endless work. Booooo!

Trying to finish Star Trek: Enterprise and i forgot season 4 starts with time traveling aliens helping the nazis win WWII lol

Alternative history where Tolkien kept the word Gnomes instead of changing it to Elves

Utilized the power of Bergson podcasts to get me through an 8 mile run

Tried playing RLcraft and died 10 times in the first 5 minutes. 10/10

Terminally New York City brained

I love the idea that dropping the Eric Adams investigation will have a more negative impact than abandoning ukraine or shutting down USAID

It wouldn't be a trump presidency without all the fake government agency accounts run by resistance lib grifters

Chinese characters hate to see my awful, illegible handwriting coming

Yearly review time and it's have to try to figure out how to frame all the random stuff I've done at work as bringing VALUE and PRODUCTIVITY to the company

I am going to get all of my foreign language exposure from girl vloggers. Hopefully this has no negative repercussions

apparently early modern Sweden was so poor that even its nobility was impoverished

"Until the mid-17th century, the historian's task was to establish the great compilation of documents and signs - of everything, throughout the world, that might form a mark. It was the historian's responsibility to restore to language all the words that had been buried." - Foucault

One of the fun parts about being a new employee is learning about all the workplace drama lore that's been going on for longer than I've been alive

Truly the worst part. Especially when you see other people start getting responses and you know its coming soon

the fascist Italian government trying to stop its own fascist policies is always so funny to me

Found out the husband of someone I know is a crypto currency youtuber

Just piling on spices and sauces on this bland freezer burned chicken to make it taste edible

I love flows
I love machines
I love production
I love the production and interruption of flows by machines

Worlds first Minecraft youtuber regime

The Blue Banana