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Posts by (jawn) mama doozy

feels like we’re down by 40 rn

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Haliburton TNT interview in front of an emptying MSG. What a scene.

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refs home addresses will be public knowledge tomorrow

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rightfully so

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post set chicken wings :)

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wearing a pacers shirt in iowa city and immediately getting asked about caitlyn clark, this is awesome

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i love my wife

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If you say “woke” in a government document you should be banned from office

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destiny has bluesky now i love my wife @destinyparkison.bsky.social

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i love my wife

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Hey, what the fuck just happened?

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listening to nursery rhymes in the sb van

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i am not meant to labor, i am meant to love my wife, rock and roll, go to the gym, and kiss my cats

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also on the way to where tj mcconnell and bennedict mathurin went to college

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i am in the city where pascal siakam went to college

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i love my wife

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starting tour tonight in okc, gonna fart on stage a lot

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i love my wife

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just got a cd player, i literally can’t stop winning

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i love my wife

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Your Face Needs More Punching To Fix Its Ugly Crisis

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Kurt Vonnegut tells his wife he's going out to buy an envelope:
"Oh, she says, well, you're not a poor man.
You know, why don't you go online and buy a hundred envelopes and put them in the closet?
And so I pretend not to hear her. And go out to get an envelope because I'm going to have a hell of a good time in the process of buying one envelope.
I meet a lot of people. And see some great looking babies. And a fire engine goes by.
And I give them the thumbs up. And I'll ask a woman what kind of dog that is. And, and I don't know. The moral of the story is — we're here on Earth to fart around
And, of course, the computers will do us out of that. And what the computer people don't realize, or they don't care, is we're dancing animals. You know, we love to move around.
And it's like we're not supposed to dance at all anymore."

Kurt Vonnegut tells his wife he's going out to buy an envelope: "Oh, she says, well, you're not a poor man. You know, why don't you go online and buy a hundred envelopes and put them in the closet? And so I pretend not to hear her. And go out to get an envelope because I'm going to have a hell of a good time in the process of buying one envelope. I meet a lot of people. And see some great looking babies. And a fire engine goes by. And I give them the thumbs up. And I'll ask a woman what kind of dog that is. And, and I don't know. The moral of the story is — we're here on Earth to fart around And, of course, the computers will do us out of that. And what the computer people don't realize, or they don't care, is we're dancing animals. You know, we love to move around. And it's like we're not supposed to dance at all anymore."

Kurt Vonnegut man

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there were some cool moments, but the rest of it just felt like nothing music

1 year ago 1 0 1 0

i liked maybe 30 seconds of an instrumental then the rest was just straight up coworker music lol

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just listened to sleep token for the first time………… i’m good

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about to be on tour (out of work lol) for a while in a very volatile economy if anyone wants to buy me Wendy’s a time or two ❤️

1 year ago 1 0 0 0

vanna is so underrated.

1 year ago 1 0 1 0
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i love my wife

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forting my nite rn

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i love my wife

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