Legs for the fegs

I thought you only listened to Tate McRae now

It’s hump day, so training the humps.

Body dystopia acting up again

Elisabeth Moss returning to Gilead in Season 6

He should take the hint that if he can’t talk he should stop speaking

I got guns, what of it?

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Has my typing gotten a lot worse or does autocorrect not work anymore

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Did 20 million people seriously sign up here just to be boring?

Need a photos filter for what my Other Self would look like if I took The Substance

Let 2025 be the year we expel the word solutionize from the English language

Is Pop Crave on here yet?

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And this is you when you’re hearing that

Meta is down. Down with Meta.

I thought it would be your love of 80s music and Angela Lansbury that made you feel ancient

Time for my top 10 songs list that nobody cares about

When it’s called a Raw Bar you know the food gonna suck and the drinks are $26 each.

Just bought shape wear from a Gen Z bro influencer because that makes it cool.

How old are you?

I wish Facebook Marketplace listings had a comment section

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Finally went tanning for the first time in a month

Shared rent

It’s when you move in together and open the relationship

Wonderful Christmastime is possibly my most hated song of all time

Me when people use the phrase chosen family

Instead of Dry January or Sober October to heal our bodies, maybe we should do a month off social media to heal our minds and just get wasted all the time.

This is a call for Carly Rae Jepsen stans. I need more people reacting to the unsurprising fact that Carly used her entire Artist Clip message on Wrapped to talk about her fiancé.

Not bringing sweetness and positivity anymore I see