I think Jordache and DoorDash need to do a collab.

What's the over/under on Cheeto Jeebus issuing an EO to remove Juneteenth from the list of federal holidays?

I had an "uh-doi" moment about something mundane. Well late to figure it out no doubt.

"OK Boomer":Millennials::"Whatever":GenX

I don't know why I feel like this was a breakthrough moment for me.

Just don't stop for coffee after

So we Andor and Nandor (What We Do In The Shadows). All we need is Andnor and Nandnor.

A cartoon boy with spiky hair, wearing a striped shirt and pants, walks past a door labeled “PRINCIPAL.” He has a neutral expression and is looking at the door while saying, “BOY, WHAT A TOUCHY SUBJECT!” The background shows a tiled wall and the floor beneath him. The cartoon is in black and white.

When I try to explain it’s possible to be oppose the Israeli government and settler Zionism without being antisemitic

Part of where this is going wrong is by calling ChatGPT "her" instead of "it".

I do use it to help me track down issues with code, though. It isn't perfect, which is probably good.

It gets me closer to a solution, but doesn't just hand it to me. I still have to know what I'm doing.

They need to check Hegseth's browser history. I'm sure Signal isn't the only reason he had a dirty line installed.

Life Pro Tip: Always do your weigh-in at the same time each day and only in underwear, if anything. But, for the best result, do your weigh-in before eating or drinking anything and *after* taking a righteous shit.

Google will keep cookies and skip opt-out option in Chrome—what it means for advertising and Privacy Sandbox Google says Chrome will continue using third-party cookies without offering users an opt-out choice.

One more reason to switch from Chrome to Brave Browser.

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"Here come the flies."

Calling them "live updates" when the guy is dead seems a bit optimistic.

True, true

Fascists don't suffer. They enjoy a cushy lifestyle spending the state's money on themselves.

Trump Says He Won’t Rule Out Third Reich

Trump Says He Won’t Rule Out Third Reich

I don’t answer my phone but I sure will text you “what’s up” right after you call me

Going to start an IT consulting company called Digital Engineering and Infrastructure. Then I'm going to start bidding on federal IT contracts.

Every time I win a bid I'm going to put out a press release saying it was a DEI hire.

Went to my ex-MIL's funeral this past Wednesday. I've been in a major depressive state ever since. I forgot how important the whole family was to me when we were together.

I wonder how long it will be before Americans will be in a position to apply for asylum in other countries as defectors 🤔

They know what they're doing and we've only seen the start of it. www.instagram.com/p/DFZqQqZOi2...

More than 100 EOs in the first 3 weeks. More than any other president in their first *60 days*.

I wonder if Congress is going to have *any* role in legislation beyond the budget. It seems like they might be willing to hand that job over as much as their able, too.

Two side-by-side images compare Kristi Noem's appearance in 2019 and 2025. The 2019 image shows her with natural makeup and a short, layered hairstyle. The 2025 image depicts her with darker, longer hair, heavier makeup, and a more sculpted facial appearance. The tweet above the images asks, "What has happened to Kristi Noem's face? 😳" and the post is captioned "Gender affirming care."

Just gonna leave this here.

Tesla Is Elon Musk’s Soft Underbelly Tesla’s brand is toxic and its sales are in the toilet. That’s how you hurt Musk.

Tesla Is Elon Musk’s Soft Underbelly
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What are the odds that both Mush and Schlump are suffering from syphilis dementia?

MAGA hats displayed in different boxes

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Why is it called menopause when it's a full stop?

You ever think so much about how you're walking and if it looks awkward to other people that you end up walking even more awkward than you thought you were?

@danidonovan.com just read your email. I expect the TikTok blackout will receive a temporary reprieve in the next day or two. By the end of it, there will hopefully be a permanent solution.

Classic