Honestly it weighed about the same as a lasagna 😭😭😭

👀

🍏

Me, sleep with a married man? What a unique idea I have never considered.

If any oomf deserves $500 per week, it's you

Yes 😔 I just know that little bald man's hole loose as hell

The man with the biggest penis I've ever had smacked on my face just posted his wedding photos on Instagram please respect my privacy at this time

It's true 😔

No

I see nothing wrong with this situation

SPEAK ON IT

So true

The entire marketing department is gay

A product shot shows a metal water bottle with the words "I ❤️ COC" printed on it

This and sipping from my "I ❤️ COC" water bottle from the Canadian opera company???

Who's gonna buy it for me??

I wouldn't know

I would like to be swept up in a storm named @totally-kyle.bsky.social

We're doing everything we can here Jon

Chad get up

I've given up on it ever happening 😔

My limbs are all A-OK!

Why is it gaping

Liam Sullivan, in their blonde wig wearing character from the "Shoes" music video, looks horrified

Well idk what else I could possibly call it when I'm breathing through BOTH nostrils Ben????

Two things can be good James

Not you being one of my haters :(

Alder is now my little bitch. I will no longer be pollenmogged.

Prescription antihistamines is the smartest thing I've ever done I am breathmaxxing on levels I never thought possible.

I'm trying my best Chad

Jon get up