Facts

I want to play WoW tonight, but will anyone have reaction times or are they all gonna be stoned out of their minds?

A dog

A dog, side view.

Meet my new dog, the FOOL OF A TOOK, Pippin! He should weigh 30 pounds, but clocks in at 47. Is bad will fix! But we love this little Lechonk.

jd vance at the donut shop saying “just whatever makes sense”

jd vance negotiating with Iran

I was beating up on some noobz in Pokemon Champions while my 8 y/o son watched. He turned to me and said, "You're really killing it!" Okay so yeah, this is going to be my thing now.

Peeping! Thanks very much.

You're running two of my top 5 favorite Pokemon, in Clefable and Milotic so I am here for it.

Uhh killing it...what's your team?!

I have reached Keystone Hero in Season 1 of World of Warcraft Midnight!

The keystones. I am the Hero of them.

Real alpha male stuff here.

What if I rebranded my username to "BadBoyardee?" That way I could seem like a hardass, and also convey that I'm ready to throw down with some mini spaghetti and meatballs.

If you’ve never called your congressional reps before, do it right now.

Maybe they're the safest ones!

Maybe I should play more Baldur's Gate 3. Because if the nukes dropped today, one of my thoughts would be, "Dang, I never did finish BG3."

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Nah, I took one yesterday. I don't have the leave balance for it! I'll just have to live with all the irradiation.

Man, it is a tough day to just be at work, pretending nothing is wrong...

Almost 3pm my time and I haven't fallen for any corporate April Fool's jokes yet. Got pretty close tho

Understand that if Trump ends his War as he just told Reuters and US voters he would, it's the second war he's lost to Iran in a year. No regime change. No nuclear material recovered. No deal to stop enrichment. Strait of Hormuz closed. Ballistic missiles falling on Israel daily.

Kill for him! Now!

Is Astalor doing this to you

It was a shit show, obviously!

A thermos with the word "Method" on it, however cut off to just show Meth.

Walked by this thermos in a breakroom and I was like...excuse me?! Great marketing approach, here...

This was me as well.

My wife: "The only music you listen to is either from World of Warcraft or League of Legends."

Me: "I have no idea what you're talking about." *turns on the Arcane Season 2 soundtrack*

Hear, hear. I won't even introduce my son to the series one day. If he finds it on his own...whatever, I guess. But she's not getting another dime out of me!

I cannot begin to underscore how exciting Pokémon Champions looks to an old school VGC player. These are changes we have needed in the way Pokémon stats and moves are handled that we've needed for decades.

I'm on my way over.

Look at that mean mini-Maui just tickety tapping!

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Plus part of it's in Kansas City. And as a KC resident, let me tell you. It ain't great here!

I mean, to each their own on that last one.