i’m obsessed w this lil guy 🥲

just found out the majority of boomer dads took 0 days off work when their children were born…. no wonder these dudes are strangers! no stake in the game!!!

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just got that classic “growing pain” feeling… except i’m in my 30’s

MIL just requested me on instagram ten years into our relationship 🤪

hope you start feeling better soon!!!!

tried to signal to another driver that their car was smoking and they just happily waved at me so I think that’s where we’re at

so glad the plumber just left so i can take off my jeans w/ knife on the belt

hell yeah!!!!

so happy for you!!!! 🥲 💞

@arcanevice.bsky.social happy birthday!!! hope you
have the best time, miss you! 🥳

@lauraontheroof.bsky.social

trying to make eye contact with the one other lesbian couple at the IVF clinic

hahaha accurate!!

my lover and i just gardened in the rain for two hours

midwest is the best wym

just bought a bike from a preacher… seemed nice enough, but that’s how they getcha!!!

eeeek!!! I only started the first ep of season 3!! Glad to hear you liked it 💞

have you considered… chao garden

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josh…. you’ve left me no choice…

@lauraontheroof.bsky.social

Fearless

you can go to any place that sells wings and the garlic parmesan wings will be good

🙋🏼

OMG what were they waiting for!!!

skylights and all????

i do this!!! unless i’m doing an outdoor activity in winter, really just to use it as a hand warmer

everybody hates shauna in Yellowjackets…. idk i like a deranged / violent woman

thank you for this lmaooo! i have no idea to this day!

broke my back in the garden again, what else is new