I wished my own death about five times, then felt very alive. Now, as I realize we are heading to 2OT, I wish I was dead again.

What is the time of the penalty shot? Can’t be when the infraction occurred, so it’s at the point when they rolled back the clock to the offside?! Time is an NHL construct.

Just checking in over here to say OMFG

Everything is difficult. Nothing is ever easy. We can’t have nice things.

They forgot what got them here.

I need to go lie down.

I blame my 25 best friends.

Hello friends. I am currently having several heart attacks.

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@TeamCanada @HockeyCanada good thing we have universal health care because I need to be put on medication at this point.

Three days of near death experience one after the other.

OMG YOU GUYS. What a day of hockey.

Sens twitter is just wild right now.

Checking this site again to see if the world is a better place.

Nick Jensen has been reading all your mean tweets.

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Yo, what’s the best way to get last minute Jays tix?

Feel like the low-key toughest part of this for the Leafs to swallow is that they explicitly, intentionally changed their on-ice playing style because they felt it would be more conducive to playoff hockey, & the result was they lost in arguably more embarrassing fashion. Eeesh.

Brad Marchand against the Leafs

“The second round is the best round to lose in” is an all time Bieksa take

Kendrick Lamar walks on the stage in a Florida Panthers jersey singing Not like us

Great day to be a sports fan 😎

Too soon.

Mikko Rantanen against his former team in game 7

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So, what’s everybody doing tonight? 🌈🦄

Don’t forget about Sens game 7…….😥

Why did my Sens lose to the Leafs again?

That’s the only way to watch, unless you are going to CTC.

should've taken a slapshot

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"I expect pure insanity, that's for sure. They know how important they are. They know how much juice they give us and and how now we just want to represent them well." ~ Brady Tkachuk on returning to the CTC Thursday